Moustache McGillicuddy Losing a dog in fog is highly unthinkable. Back in 1994 I witnessed several dogs invade a medley of mist. Yet I was STILL able to establish their presence with just a meager bit of common sense. I understand this is not the case in Britain. British fog is so substantial that you cannot tell where the fog ends and where YOU begin. Do NOT go to Britain and if you must, wear a bright orange sweater, goodnight.
Big Beef Burritos Supreme If you personally import a car - eg: there's some new Mustangs around here - you have to get a rear high intensity (fog) light fitted before you can get it registered.
Big Beef Burritos Supreme When English people do fake English accents for a gaff, we do it like this.
Smellvin I initially read that as "for a guff." You had me highly intrigued -- until I reread it.
dueserpenti Is she like, advertising her skills as a dialect coach? Cause goddamn.
StanleyPain The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plains.
dora's cough Her entire series is amazing. Don't miss the comments, 95% of which call her a dumb slut and 5% of which are white knighting/internet wooing