Some guy named Johnny went over to someone's house named Morrissey and listened to a motown record and they had a connection because both guys had idols who were motown producers.
If you are a hipster, this is a very important video to watch.
The Faghorn Stop trying to understand culture, you're horrible at it.
(You meant to say 'douchebag' rather than 'hipster,' since the Smiths predate hipsterism)