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Desc:Big Mastadon chugs a 24 ounce bottle of watermelon Smirnoff Ice.
Category:Humor, Stunts
Tags:fat, fatty, smirnoff, chug, BigMastadon
Submitted:baleen
Date:05/31/09
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Comment count is 26
baleen

A shoutout to G4, for making fun of me on national television.
Elvis Hitler
Way to slam that giant bottle o fbitchbeer. Keep living the dream, you crazy fat man.
theSnake
We need to start tagging videos by picking the most appropriate of the 7 Deadly Sins.

E.g. Gluttony edges out Sloth in this case, since the video is mainly about chugging, whereas his obesity is secondary.
Albuquerque Halsey
we need a sin dropdown menu in the submit page

Sputum
Drop down menu is a fantastic idea.

spikestoyiu
Damnit, America.
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
A dude with neck fat chugged a huge watermelon style vodkaless vodka drink for, what? His fallen nerd homies?

INTERNET
Crucifried
Hup'YELIKTIT
Hooper_X
...is he INTENTIONALLY trying to do a bad Pee Wee Herman impression?

(Also: is watermelon Smirnoff Ice the official drink of fat fucking shutins? it seems to be a recurring theme.)
SolRo
you need something sugary to mask the bite of 5% alcohol

Big Beef Burritos Supreme
Yeah, this is a definitive non-drinkers' drink.

thatonegirl
Not even 5% vodka, but, really, I can't drink water that fast. You earned your five, kid.
James Woods
We need a "Living the dream" tag.
8bitwintermute
this is the pizza roll guy right?

5 stars because he sounds sick and weak in this video which is how I'd expect him to be by now.
Toenails
Whelp, I hope the full-blown diabetes was worth it.

At least he wasn't making a whiskey face, unlike a certain fat slob who shall remain nameless.

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=29648
fluffy
wow you sure showed us
ragebots
God Bless the internet.
a flaming monkey
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afp3683
cool vid bro
Syd Midnight
Maybe if he used a piece of hose to bong it his delicate stomach could handle real beer and not Jolly Rancher flavored malt beverage.
Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
Consume-a-tron consumed.

Titillating.
Robert DeNegro
Hope you likccht it!
mcsancherson
this video's title is pretty misleading
StanleyPain
I'm not much of a drinker, so I don't mean this to sound cavalier, but chugging Smirnoff Ice doesn't really seem all that "Edgy."
j lzrd / swift idiot
Told u he was hardcore etc etc...
kwash
Jesus, I can't drink half of one of those things without getting a stomach ache from the sugar.
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