Was she drunk on love? No!
She was drunk on gin!
5 stars for the last tag
Also i hope she posts a video of the "hangover" that she got the next day, or maybe one of vomiting after that from to much of "christ's love".
This is serious guys. There was a guy in my dorms in college who died from Christlove poisoning.
No, I heard about that. He chugged 5 litres of Christlove during pledgeweek trying to get into a frat and wine started spurting out his ears while he vomitted holy wafers, then his brain shut down.
I can often be found in the closet, drunk with imaginary men.
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She looks like one of those people in the christian rock compilation CD commercials. Maybe she just got home from a show.
|Cap'n Profan!ty |
BUT NOT AS YOU SUPPOSE, IF YOU WILL, HAW HAW HAW
yeah, this person has never even seen truly drunk
Hope she doesn't overdo it. She might have to be taken to a hospital to get her soul pumped.
hot for jesus
|Caminante Nocturno |
You're not drunk.
You're just stupid.
Someone put her to sleep.
When I've had to much Jesus, I fall asleep.
|Robin Kestrel |
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So wait. Is that like The Bible 3: Bride of Jesus?
:rasprasprasp: Jeeesus :rasprasprasp:
So... um... when you get drunk do you feel anything, y'know, tingly down there? Can I get you another glass of Jesus?
|Lauritz Melchior |
Why the closet, DrunkonJesus? Can't you share your love in the open like everyone else?
Ha, you were gyped. We had seven minutes in heaven when I was a kid in the closet.
mmm. jesus juice.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Ohhhhhh JESUS let me suck your big fat cock! Ohhh yeah baby.
Seems like the usual christian, roleplaying as they do, but instead of speaking tongues or falling down in church, she is being retarded in her closet.
"And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward."
I get more of a "theater rat" vibe from her than a real xtian vibe. If she was REALLY xtian, she'd be doing this in the kitchen in front of mom's bridge club, instead of quietly in the closet.
Whatever the fuck happens at 0:58, I can't stop laughing at it.
Would it still be rape to have sex with her while she's drunk on Jesus?
|Adham Nu'man |
But can you butt chug some Jesus?
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