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Desc:Irritating teenage girl is drunk on Christ's love, I guess.
Category:Religious, Educational
Tags:Teenagers, lol xians, clearly youve never been drunk before
Submitted:citrusmirakel
Date:06/01/09
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StanleyPain
Was she drunk on love? No!
She was drunk on gin!
revdrew
Five.

socialist_hentai
5 stars for the last tag

Also i hope she posts a video of the "hangover" that she got the next day, or maybe one of vomiting after that from to much of "christ's love".
fermun
This is serious guys. There was a guy in my dorms in college who died from Christlove poisoning.
Toenails
You better not be putting us on, cause now I want all the details.

5 stars to you as a down payment for your story. You better not be ripping me off.

Witty_Pop_Culture_Reference
No, I heard about that. He chugged 5 litres of Christlove during pledgeweek trying to get into a frat and wine started spurting out his ears while he vomitted holy wafers, then his brain shut down.

allcaps
I can often be found in the closet, drunk with imaginary men.
Hooker
A spirit bulb goes to allcaps.

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TheDevilsDictionary
She looks like one of those people in the christian rock compilation CD commercials. Maybe she just got home from a show.
Cap'n Profan!ty
BUT NOT AS YOU SUPPOSE, IF YOU WILL, HAW HAW HAW

yeah, this person has never even seen truly drunk
Gwago
Hope she doesn't overdo it. She might have to be taken to a hospital to get her soul pumped.
Tobster
hot for jesus
Caminante Nocturno
You're not drunk.

You're just stupid.
lemmyisgod
Someone put her to sleep.
phalsebob
When I've had to much Jesus, I fall asleep.

Robin Kestrel
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fatatty
So wait. Is that like The Bible 3: Bride of Jesus?

fatatty
Also my stars are for this. She's more hilarious and way less annoying in writing.

Cleaner82
Devoutly Christian girls are wierd.

They are quite literally horny for Jesus.

Deconvolution
4 stars for pure, unmitigated evangelical lunacy
1 extra star for random glossolalia moment

Disaster
:rasprasprasp: Jeeesus :rasprasprasp:
phalsebob
So... um... when you get drunk do you feel anything, y'know, tingly down there? Can I get you another glass of Jesus?
Lauritz Melchior
Why the closet, DrunkonJesus? Can't you share your love in the open like everyone else?
Comeuppance
5 minutes in heaven.

MissLadyArtemis
Ha, you were gyped. We had seven minutes in heaven when I was a kid in the closet.

Udderdude
mmm. jesus juice.
Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Ohhhhhh JESUS let me suck your big fat cock! Ohhh yeah baby.
anotherdeadhero
Seems like the usual christian, roleplaying as they do, but instead of speaking tongues or falling down in church, she is being retarded in her closet.
Hooper_X
Man, the new chapter of "Trapped in the Closet" is really really weird, you guys.

TheOtherCapnS
Totally, except I think she also decided to speak in tongues there a little bit at 0:57.

Hooper_X
"And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward."
TeenerTot
I get more of a "theater rat" vibe from her than a real xtian vibe. If she was REALLY xtian, she'd be doing this in the kitchen in front of mom's bridge club, instead of quietly in the closet.
bluiker
Whatever the fuck happens at 0:58, I can't stop laughing at it.
ashtar.
Would it still be rape to have sex with her while she's drunk on Jesus?
Adham Nu'man
But can you butt chug some Jesus?
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