|Randroid - 2009-06-04 |
I'm sure mentor luncheons, scrapbooking, gossip and the possibility to be gawked at by special education teachers will give me the College Experience.
|zatojones - 2009-06-04 |
"we had discovered that there weren't a lot of intellectual activities for people without the intellectual potential to understand or appreciate such things, so obviously that had to change"
|takewithfood - 2009-06-04 |
I'm a little disappointed that this isn't an Onion bit where they give these kids the college experience by helping them perform keg stands, make out with their female friends for attention, do walks of shame, and then try to find someone to sell them the morning after pill.
|Toenails - 2009-06-04 |
I don't understand... what exactly is wrong with the black student? Does she have Palsy or a stroke or something? How are those things suppose to hold her back from higher education, as neither of them are that much of a hindrance to mental functions specifically?
"I wanted to become a Special Ed. teacher, but now I want to become a manager, so I'm trying to see if I can major in Management."
|Louis Armstrong - 2009-06-04 |
I hate Jacksonville.
|chumbucket - 2009-06-04 |
yay for us! we think we're helping people!
|allcaps - 2009-06-04 |
Oh god fucking dammit.
Look, guys, I'm "with" it, really I am. But I already can barely hold my head up when I tell people I have a college degree. Too many people know what that means, for fuck sake! Last week, I sold the fancy frame my parents bought to hold my diploma in so I could hire an electrician to fix the wires that slave me to the Internet. He needed something to wipe his ass with and I had no toilet paper. WHAT DO YOU THINK I GAVE HIM TO USE? He wiped his ass with heavy stock cream and played Doom on his iPhone. I know because I watched (like I said, the 'net was down... I hadn't had a good wank in days.)
And now this? Now, anyone can go to college. LITERALLY anyone. FINE. It's poetic justice, I understand. I understand because I paid thousands for the classes. I guess I should have waited for the practical illustration. Excuse me while I go masturbate like a zoo monkey and mutter to myself about democracy.
|mashedtater - 2009-06-04 |
the left side.
not her best side...
|fluffy - 2009-06-04 |
UNF UNF UNF
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