SteamPoweredKleenex - 2009-06-03 The pig-mutant isn't nearly as odd as the aparent Progeria sufferers in the front row.
Toenails - 2009-06-03 Oh fucking shit, I missed that the first time... good game!
phalsebob - 2009-06-03 How can you not understand the number four? What is wrong with you, kid?
BillFisto - 2009-06-03 Puppets should not have real-people hands.
PIGGLE! DON'T YOU DARE STUFF THOSE IN YOUR DISPROPORTIONALLY-SMALL HEAD!
TeenerTot - 2009-06-03 The little girl linebacker is actually more disturbing to me than the pig.
Actually, the fact that I am disturbed less by the pig is even more disturbing.
feathersfall - 2009-06-03 Holy Fuck!! Scare tactic number lessons.
dead_cat - 2009-06-04 Dammit, a fucking puppet beat me to discovering the elusive "Number 4". This is even worse than the time that annoying little brat from down the street informed me that "Number 3" is just diarrhea.