Silly Yahtzee, games do not drink Pepsi.

That was the best response to a letter I've seen in a long time.

spare a copper guv

You knew he was going to get at least one e-mail like that.

This game is egregiously retarded in every way he documents and then a few more. I still kind of like it, though.

Wait! I don't have to watch this... He hates it, right? Yes!

Bionic Commando deserves endless shit, as far as I'm concerned, if for nothing else than the bullshit of advertising the game for nearly as year as some kind of sand box thing (or at least way bigger levels), and then, as usual, delivering linear crap. I'm getting so tired of that bullshit marketing angle. Just admit your game is linear and strive to make it GOOD linear instead of pretending OH MAN THERE'S SO MUCH TO DO AND SEE and then fuck people over.

Hookers don't wear suits of armor (except at E3)

lol fedora lol he speaks fast