Caminante, when ever I'm feeling down I just remind myself that I'm not you.
I don't even know you, I just assume you have a really empty life. These stars are my gift to you.
The dubbing is funny itself, but I'm also 5-starring it because it's probably caused a few screechy, flailing manchild weeaboo types to explode with rage over the disrespect ADV has shown to this important epic tale from Holy Nippon.