|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
Wearing too much makeup is the human equivalent of a car whose rims cost more than the rest of it.
This is the cosmetic equal of home made pasta and glitter picture frames. This is afternoon home improvement shows. This is not a thousand dollar cake.
She's applying makeup on an eye that already has makeup on it. Also, she said there was some sort of makeup called "Naked Lunch" which I approve of.
Are--uh--are there guys who actually care about this enough? Has she ever been shot down because, "Sorry but I like when the whites of your eyes are way whiter." Was she turned down for a modeling job because of this? Basically I mean who gives a shit how white the whites of someone's eyes are? Is this something I should be paying attention to as a fella?
But, lady, your face is extremely unfortunate, so having white eye-whites isn't going to help.
You think the cosmetic and fashion industries are aimed at impressing men?
Well, I know I like my women's eyes to be white and pure, because if they aren't white, then what are they? They must be black, and I just couldn't have that, now could I?
women are so fucking stupid
poe has lady issues
|Magical Man from Happy-Land |
How dare this SLUT pretend to tell ME something.
I was hoping for some eyedrop shit you could make out of household chemicals.
|Louis Armstrong |
Here is to hoping she develops a corneal ulcer.
Its how you make your eyes pink.
Is it just me or does she look like the Muppet Babies version of Celine Dion?
The platonic ideal of the butterface.
MAC is drag queen makeup.
RuPaul: "I had been using M.A.C cosmetics since 1992 and I knew it was a great product. So when Frank Toskin and Frank Angelo asked me to join the company and become the "First Face of M.A.C," we all knew we were going to make history together but no one could have known how much of a dream come true this was for me.
Over the course of six years, I launched store openings in ten countries and helped raise over $22 million dollars for the M.A.C AIDS fund."
Also, on his recent show: RuPaul's Drag Race one of the prizes was signing a contract with MAC Cosmetics (to advertise it to drag queens).
Persephone S. Tight
You're still insane. MAC makes very high quality cosmetics and tools, so of course they're going to attract business from drag queens and anyone else who likes slapping on a tiny dress and ten layers of eyeshadow and slutting it up during Fleet Week and --
er, perhaps I've said too much.
ive never been fond of makeup, but that seems a tad... extreme?
i suppose this information is for the jaundice community at large.
She was born with the facial bone structure to be a bitch.
This girl is deeply irritating. Her voice is irritating. Her face is irritating.
This should be titled "how to draw a prettier girl's face on top of your actual face".
That is god awful nail polish. The color reminds me of *shudder* tubgirl.
|Sudan no1 |
women wear makeup and have weird voices oh god on god, hold me in your manly arms.
I say, "Go white-eye-girl go!" Everybody has a right to being an expert on something, even if it's pontless, needless and shallow!
Jesus Christ are you supposed to put eye makeup right inside your eyelid like that? I am not a very good woman.
Persephone S. Tight
God, no. Not since the eighties. At best it will make your eyes look smaller; at worst, it's unhygienic. I don't know what the hell she's thinking doing this when Visine would work much better.
My jizz would work even better than Visine.
These stars are for the radiation burn I got from her nail polish.
Did she say she used a little bit of Naked Lunch!? I have that exact same tinned ham opening key hanging on my wall.
Yes, good tips. Also, smear your inner eyelids with bleach to scour away any pesky microbes, dirt, and natural membranes. Then finally you will be married to a person who can do something and your life's work, which is looking presentable, will have paid off.
|LeMoyne IV |
This video is not meant for you, PoE.
Neither is she.
I've actually seen someone make the whites of their eyes whiter using Photoshop.
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