"Van de Graaff generator".

The other being a rock band.

ART

Greyhounds are cool, but this seems to be a rescue dog with issues.

withholding rating for above.

That's not how you make a bed, dummy!

He has to work off all that energy before he can sleep.

I read a study once that showed that the dumbest dog is the greyhound.
Now I see why.