-1 for awful commentary. I am thankful to live in an age where such horrors are no longer unavoidable.

Stupid video title ruined the surprise.

2 things:

a) i realized after i submitted this that my computer was on mute when i first watched it, completely missing the awful audio

b) i can't belive this actually made it through the hopper.

i am so tempted to one star my own video :(

I had an iguana once when I was a kid and my dad named him Iggy Pop and he was awesome and he got out of his cage all the time but he loved his hot rock and always came back. He got out one time when I was at bassoon camp and got attacked by a raccoon and died from complications related to being attacked by a raccoon. God I fuckin miss him.

Auto-five for iguana with poor social skills, despite lame audio.