Peter Molyneaux is icky.
Will be purchased for the expressed purpose of pushing Milo into the water and drowning him...
Milo: 'ello. What are you doin', then?
Me: I'm digging a shallow grave.
|Bitter with a side of Rice |
Come on, this is Lionhead and Molyneaux we're talking about here. The real Milo is some third world child being kept in a box and synched to prerendered video, and the actual game will wind up being a Wii Sports clone.
Well I'm sold, I mean I have no reason to doubt the claims of Peter Molyneaux.
I fucking hate kids.
Virtual Brat: THE GAME!
|Mad Struggle |
"Do you know what it's like to remember everything?"
Did he pass the Turing Test?
If not, he's just another hooker in GTAVII.
The Turing Test was passed a long time ago. It was thought that humans would need some kind of thing that could discourse on weighty subjects such as philosophy or theology or quantum mechanics and the like. "By Jove!" we'd cry, "He reminds me of my chums at Eton!" Then the Internet was invented and the ways that humans actually communicate were all too starkly revealed. It turns out that Texas Instruments had a calculator in '88 that passed the Turing Test. Now they're working on a different test: If a computer walks into a bar, can it get laid without letting on?
You can pull a gun on him, right?
God, Peter Molyneux is full of shit. He's like a guy with a Walkman trying to convince us he's got a tiny singer trapped inside it. Except instead of a Sony Walkman it's a Zony Wokman and it's eating your tape even while Molyneux is still trying to convince you he can shrink pop singers.
What does he mean science fiction hasn't dreamed of what he's come up with?
Has he never seen a Star Trek holodeck episode?
Oh wait, I guess there wasn't an episode where they spent all their time playing with a holographic prepubescent boy.
I remember that episode, but it doesn't count because like you said: the kid was an alien and not a hologram.
Besides, Riker was forced into the situation anyway. I'm sure most of his holodeck activities involved simulated whores.
If there's one name you want attached to your doomed to not live up to expectations technology it's that one.
This honestly, honestly has to be a joke. It has to be. There is no other explanation. Otherwise my mind might melt.
Peter Molyneux + Natal = (Seaman * over 9000 penises)
the future is here and it is gay
ps this is all faked
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