Yeah, I'm okay with watching internet clips of particularly interesting nuggets of the Rachel Maddow show, but if Rachel Maddow had a show that was all about drinking? I'd buy the box set for every season they made

Forgive me, Ms. Maddow, for I have sinned, but I have seen the error of my ways. From now on I shall only use real limes.

Just fucking watch yourself from now on, buster brown.

Sometimes they mention it on America's Test Kitchen too.

There's a Dolly Parton song about it, too.

I would like to find some.

I saw some at the corner package store (wait, I'm in NYC, it's a liquor store) this evening. I'll have to get some sooner or later...

Unfortunately I can't find this glorious apple spirit in central ohio.

Mom always had a bottle of apple jack in the liquor cabinet. I'm surprised to hear it's so rare.

I've never had applejack, but the substitute does not fill me with hope. Rachel clearly knows little about calvados. While it is the most sublime of liquors indeed, you have to put some cash into it. Calvados improves in taste, and thus price, as it ages. A young calvados has few redeeming qualities. Older Frenchmen who drink such swill are wont to remember the bitter years following the war. The Germans, uncultured beasts that they are, routinely smashed open the ancient calvados barrels for use in their rapacious victory celebrations. It took decades for the stock to recover. Cheap calvados is the distillation of all the searing pain and disappointment of youth. The grace it attains with age is that which can only come in the realization of former errors. Every sip speaks of ancient sin, broken dreams, and callow love, all faded to nostalgia.

I need to buy some super high-end, rarer-than-hen's-teeth booze that miraculous survived ZEE GERMANS, just to mix it with grenadine and lime juice? Really? Because that sounds like mixing some Chateau Lafite Rothschild with Diet Coke.

Fuck no, don't mix it with anything. Buy your cheap cornershop American swill to make your swill American cocktail. You SWINE.

im sure she will

i'd like to think that was part of the joke

SHE SLURPS IT DOWN LIKE FRESH ABORTION

-CENA_MARK

5 for Maddow, 5 for the drink, and 5 for the fact that even Enjoy taunts Cena.

Holy shit, ouch!

^^^^^

Speak for yourself. I could TOTALLY hit that, you sorry-ass penis-havers!


And someday, I will.

I swear to god Teener, I'll kick you in your junk so hard, your labia and clitoris will feel like the whole apparatus has been tucked up into your stomach.

Rachie Maddy is OFF LIMITS. NO TOUCHE~!

BTW, is it wrong to get an erection when she shook that martini shaker?

If it is, then listen, I don't wanna be right.

It's like getting turned on by your maiden high school librarian.

"All men who are attracted to good looking women are gay pedophiles. Real straight men masturbate to the Jonas Brothers while crying. This makes sense. I'M NOT IN DENIAL!"

"Long hair is the only thing that makes someone a woman"

The 80s must be a very confusing time period for you

Never mind. Checking the comment history reveals "AfricanScience" to be an obvious racist troll. I mean, you have to do better than:

"this honky bitch has the right idea. i caught my boy LaJohnson starin' at my ass once and i kicked his gayin' off gangsta ass right there. shit just ain't natural! it contradicts the laws of biology n sheeiit. plus, you only a fag if you receive, not if you givin."

lol lookit you honkey dnc card carriers getting all butthurt n shit

You just enjoy raping their feet.

Go away.

who is this boy and why do I want to have sex with him.

I'm not....I'm not gay am I?

Aw.

People responded. Five for Rachel.

HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

It's hard to pronounce with a bellyful of 100 proof liquor, dickhole.

What do you know, I can speak French when drunk too.

We have more nuclear weapons than wherever you're from so nyahh.

She needs to come to my bar as well.

Penis.