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Desc:POETV's favorite lovable liberal lesbian shows you how to mix up a tasty alcoholic beverage.
Category:Educational, Educational
Tags:drinking, how to, alcohol, rachel maddow, obscure mixed drinks
Submitted:Hooper_X
Date:06/05/09
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Comment count is 58
CornOnTheCabre
i love Maddow way more as a cocktailer than as a political commentator

that isn't to say I dislike her as a political commentator, just trying to explain the depths as to how awesome these recipe videos are
citrusmirakel
Yeah, I'm okay with watching internet clips of particularly interesting nuggets of the Rachel Maddow show, but if Rachel Maddow had a show that was all about drinking? I'd buy the box set for every season they made

IrishWhiskey
If its 6AM and you're at work, you can skimp on the glass. But if you aren't using a real lime, Rachel Maddow WILL kick your ass.

fluffy
Forgive me, Ms. Maddow, for I have sinned, but I have seen the error of my ways. From now on I shall only use real limes.

Camonk
Just fucking watch yourself from now on, buster brown.

pressed peanut sweepings
This is the first time I've seen applejack being mentioned outside of wikipedia. This fills me with a certain amount of joy.
fluffy
Sometimes they mention it on America's Test Kitchen too.

Hooper_X
There's a Dolly Parton song about it, too.

I would like to find some.

Stopheles
I saw some at the corner package store (wait, I'm in NYC, it's a liquor store) this evening. I'll have to get some sooner or later...

pressed peanut sweepings
Unfortunately I can't find this glorious apple spirit in central ohio.

Mayberry Pancakes
Mom always had a bottle of apple jack in the liquor cabinet. I'm surprised to hear it's so rare.

allcaps
I've never had applejack, but the substitute does not fill me with hope. Rachel clearly knows little about calvados. While it is the most sublime of liquors indeed, you have to put some cash into it. Calvados improves in taste, and thus price, as it ages. A young calvados has few redeeming qualities. Older Frenchmen who drink such swill are wont to remember the bitter years following the war. The Germans, uncultured beasts that they are, routinely smashed open the ancient calvados barrels for use in their rapacious victory celebrations. It took decades for the stock to recover. Cheap calvados is the distillation of all the searing pain and disappointment of youth. The grace it attains with age is that which can only come in the realization of former errors. Every sip speaks of ancient sin, broken dreams, and callow love, all faded to nostalgia.

glenn
I need to buy some super high-end, rarer-than-hen's-teeth booze that miraculous survived ZEE GERMANS, just to mix it with grenadine and lime juice? Really? Because that sounds like mixing some Chateau Lafite Rothschild with Diet Coke.

allcaps
Fuck no, don't mix it with anything. Buy your cheap cornershop American swill to make your swill American cocktail. You SWINE.

kennydra
I love you, Rachael.

PS I'm gonna make this, looks good.
Camonk
Rachel Maddow has a lot of rules about alcohol. I am going to follow them to the latter because honestly she kind of scares me. I also want her to like me.
mashedtater
im sure she will

Squidmojo
I love her and I want one of these drinks immediately.

Meerkat
She keeps saying liquor. It is exciting me. Also the video was produced by R.J. Bone and it's a video about cocktails.

So yeah. She does know the right way to use a shaker though.
The Townleybomb
Martinis are NEVER SHAKEN YOU GODDAMN LIBERAL FASHIST
CornOnTheCabre
i'd like to think that was part of the joke

Enjoy
SHE SLURPS IT DOWN LIKE FRESH ABORTION

-CENA_MARK

phalsebob
5 for Maddow, 5 for the drink, and 5 for the fact that even Enjoy taunts Cena.

j lzrd / swift idiot
Holy shit, ouch!

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
I am pro everything about this clip.
GravidWithHate
Hard drinking lesbians. All the best qualities of boys and girls mixed into a package you will never get to sleep with.



...



God Damn it.

TeenerTot
Speak for yourself. I could TOTALLY hit that, you sorry-ass penis-havers!


And someday, I will.

j lzrd / swift idiot
I swear to god Teener, I'll kick you in your junk so hard, your labia and clitoris will feel like the whole apparatus has been tucked up into your stomach.

Rachie Maddy is OFF LIMITS. NO TOUCHE~!

theSnake
I'm stealing that line next time I order a drink and they don't shake it vigorously enough.
jmags
THERE IS NO REASON NOT TO JUST JUICE THE FRUIT!
RockBolt
There was no part of this I didn't like
Toenails
I actually didn't mean to troll the users that found Ms. Maddow attractive. She is one hot lady, and if there was ever a poeTV-con in my area, I would totally hump her booth with no hesitation.
Toenails
BTW, is it wrong to get an erection when she shook that martini shaker?

Camonk
If it is, then listen, I don't wanna be right.

Vicious
It's like getting turned on by your maiden high school librarian.

AfricanScience
anyone who is attracted to this bitch probably rapes 12 year old boys
IrishWhiskey
"All men who are attracted to good looking women are gay pedophiles. Real straight men masturbate to the Jonas Brothers while crying. This makes sense. I'M NOT IN DENIAL!"

SolRo
"Long hair is the only thing that makes someone a woman"

The 80s must be a very confusing time period for you

IrishWhiskey
Never mind. Checking the comment history reveals "AfricanScience" to be an obvious racist troll. I mean, you have to do better than:

"this honky bitch has the right idea. i caught my boy LaJohnson starin' at my ass once and i kicked his gayin' off gangsta ass right there. shit just ain't natural! it contradicts the laws of biology n sheeiit. plus, you only a fag if you receive, not if you givin."

almo
lol lookit you honkey dnc card carriers getting all butthurt n shit

rustedmutt
You just enjoy raping their feet.

Go away.

GlennFinito
who is this boy and why do I want to have sex with him.

I'm not....I'm not gay am I?

Cleaner82
Aw.

People responded. Five for Rachel.

j lzrd / swift idiot
HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

StanleyPain
Looks and sounds good, but I DON'T DRINK NO HIGH FALUTIN' LIBERAL DRINK. I'LL STICK TO MY PAST-DUE CASE OF COORS NAD GIT R DUN!!!
dueserpenti
Rachel Maddow is basically my favorite human.
rustedmutt
I have been gay for her for so many years, good to see her drink brilliance getting more exposure.
Syd Midnight
I like the little thumbs-up at "100 proof"
Goethe and ernie
"Calvados" hard to pronounce? Auto 1 for stupid Americans.
Camonk
It's hard to pronounce with a bellyful of 100 proof liquor, dickhole.

Goethe and ernie
What do you know, I can speak French when drunk too.

Syd Midnight
We have more nuclear weapons than wherever you're from so nyahh.

Magical Man from Happy-Land
rivers cuomo sure knows how to mix a drink.
Space Helicopter
She needs to come to my bar again.
revdrew
She needs to come to my bar as well.

Penis.

Lies, lies, LIES!
This is clearly someone I want to drink with.
chumbucket
she likes it, hey Mikey she likes it!
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