I haven't seen parenting this good since my last trip to walmart!
|Caminante Nocturno |
If you're going to deliver a line like that, you'd better damn well put as much drama into it as possible. Yell it as emotionally as you can, with wild eyes full of tears and fist clenched so hard your finger nails are digging into your palm. After you deliver it once like that, get on your feet, lift your fists into the air, and scream it again as loud and desperately as you possibly can.
Don't just croak it out with a dead look in your eyes. No wonder your son doesn't respect you.
Man, this takes me back to the last time I remember seeing my father.
Good times, good times.
"You'll find your stuff, Young Billy, stored neatly and orderly in the closet. Yes, the one with the lock on the outside. Your choice, in this situation, is clear. You may possess your material items while remaining an eternal prisoner in the darkest closet, or you may transcend your attachment to material wealth and remain free to move about the face of the earth."
"Closet it is! If you see your sister, she's probably dead already."
Daddy has douchebag hair.
Daddy also has crippling IBS and constant heartburn, and daddy doesn't have to take this shit from you or anybody.
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