|Herr Matthias |
I'm a UT graduate.
Please shoot me.
|wtf japan |
Fuck you, gypsy. Parton is a fucking saint.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Oh god, did she just make me picture her with a broom handle?
Fuck you. I love Dolly Parton.
Animatronics has come a long way.
if she was wearing a pushup bra the audience would not be able to see her face.
Man, fuck anyone who is upset about this. Dolly Parton is a goddamned American Treasure. She can say whatever the fuck she wants to whoever the fuck she wants, because goddamnit, she's earned the right.
I am completely unashamed of my love for Dolly Parton, as a performer, as a songwriter, and just as one of those uniquely Southern characters. Hell fuckin' yeah, Dolly Parton! I wish she had delivered *my* commencement address. I probably would have tried to hug her, though.
Nothing wrong with having a commencement speech from a local gal who's as widely respected (and talented, and damned funny) in her field as Dolly Parton is.
I heart Dolly Parton with a furiousness.
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