joelkazoo      KITTY!
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HankFinch I just wanted to take this spot before La Loco
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memedumpster      Tarzan Kitty is threatening the beaver dam around my heart!
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bopeton      Quit playing with the silly camera and pick up the kitty!
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Keefu  Not to be a downer, but this cat is seriously doing nothing interesting.
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Slumgullion   "kitty meow?" nothing noteworthy here, people. cute factor aside.
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Keefu Man, I have nothing against cats. I like cats and many other animals. I also like interesting videos. The mere presence of the cat in this video, however, is not enough to make it an interesting video.
A kitten attacking a bathplug out of fear and loathing? I'll five or four star that. Puppy and kitten engaged in charming kung-fu kombat? I'll star that too. An adora-army of homeless kittens advancing out of the woodwork? Yup. A cat with cerebral hypoplasia stumbling around, complete with a goofy walk? Hell yes.
A cat staring at the camera and making sounds? No.
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pressed peanut sweepings      cay wats yooooooo
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Desidiosus      PICK ME THE FUCK UP ALREADY
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chumbucket     feed me...FEED ME!!!!
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StanleyPain      For a second there when he jumps he looks like a polydactyl.
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Tuan Jim Kitten is polydactyl and has mittens with thumbs.
It's considered good luck.
Also: Cute.
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Merzbau      One of my cats looked exactly like this as a kitten.
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pressed peanut sweepings I just noticed that cat sounds kinda like the Metroid II soundtrack.
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cognitivedissonance      It's not so much fun when they get to grouchy late middle age and they do this just to tell you they shat on the carpet, smugly.
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cognitivedissonance Also: THE FISHES ARE TALKING, THEY SAY DON'T EAT THEM, LET ME EAT THEM, CAN YOU HEAR THEM?
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Urburos  Not because cats, but because we cannot upload every kitty to the internet and consider them to be precious snowflakes.
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Keefu Flooding the market with excess cat videos causes cat video inflation. This devalues cat videos in general. You are working against standard cat video economics.
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BHWW      HE DEMANDS HEAD-SKRITCHES
OR FOOD
EITHER ONE, REALLY
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Stog      WHY WON'T THE CAT DANCE? I SENT IT TO DANCING SCHOOL. WHY WON'T THE CAT DANCE?
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petep  even i have limits
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yourmother    I hadn't seen any 3 stars yet.
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Hooker      cat
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Innocent Bystander      this video features a cat that goes meow.
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Keefu YOU FOOLS
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futurebot  I'm happy to see the 5 stars here. It's proof that the kat krew has absolutely no standards.
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Louis Armstrong  Just because its not a puppy barking. :(
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Wonko the Sane    kitty
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Operation Cornflakes     - 1 star for blurryness
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Man Who Fights Like Woman      Sounds like helium leaking from a balloon.
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Rodents of Unusual Size      I will do whatever it wants.
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