socialist_hentai      mmmmm cheese flavored block
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SolRo    No mangled japanese
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Hooker      Man, I just cannot get enough of Jack Bauer screaming at people.
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Nikon      The chocolate CalorieMate is the best of the lot, but the cheese one isn't bad either.
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Hooper_X      Well I'll be damned. It turns out that Jack just scarfs a couple CalorieMate bars during the commercial break.
Now do ones that tell us when he goes to the bathroom.
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Samisyosam      THIS CAMPAIGN IS SIMPLE SHIT, PEOPLE. GET A GUY IN THERE DUNKING THE FUCK OUT OF A BASKETBALL, ANOTHER GUY DOING A HANDPLANT ON THE EDGE OF THE MOTHERFUCKING GRAND CANYON AND ANOTHER GUY HAVING ANAL SEX WITH A SCREAMING MONSTER IN A HANG GLIDER.
YOU KNOW WHAT I FUCKIN MEAN?
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boner      He was still doing Ford commercials in Canada after his DUI
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vissarion     Jack Bauer will torture your family to death unless you eat CalorieMate
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memedumpster      Jack lost all interest in disarming the bomb once the last scarfable was threatened, deciding instead to allow the building to blow up, because if he can't have the last one...
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fatatty    This is the least embarrassing Japanese commercial starring an American celebrity I've ever seen. They are losing their touch.
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