Get a rope...
Hey I'm from Texas and Pace Picante is shit.
I'm from San Antonio, and Pace Picante is pretty fucking bland by salsa standards.
THEY ARE GOING TO KILL COOKIE!
No, John Carradine is coming to visit.
Fuck. I meant David Carradine. Maybe he's bringing his dad, I don't know.
There are much better sauces available from San Antonio. Though Pace will do in a pinch, I suppose.
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I live nowhere near San Antonio, and I find Pace Picante to be a magical flavor potion from an exotic faraway land.
And now I hear that there are strange, amazing concoctions that make Pace Picante bland by comparison? It simply boggles the mind!
Hey! This stuff's made by THE WORLD RECORD HOLDER IN DONKEY KONG
Ay saddle up there cowboy! Remember, when you want a spicy salsa treat, go with a large corporation with national distribution in all major food markets across these 50 states as opposed to a locally made and possibly tastier salsa.
*bang bang bang*
To this day, whenever I hear someone say "new york city" a little cowboy voice in my head goes "NEWYOURKCITY!?!?!"
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