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Desc:The future of American Scientific Dominance
Category:Science & Technology, Religious
Tags:Evolution, Child abuse, SCIENCE!
Submitted:lokibolp
Date:06/15/09
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Comment count is 27
socialist_hentai
No... the whole point is that your distant ancestors swung from trees, and if you trace your ancestry far enough you eventually hit unicellular organisms... it's in the genes damn it, ok review your material young lady you'll never make it to college at this rate.
Pillager
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socialist_hentai
well shieeet

glasseye
Evil.
Screwtape
She can suck on my purity balls.*


*in states where allowed.
Pillager
If you were blood relations no one would bat an eye...


fluffy
I want to believe she's doing it ironically. Realizing that I'd rather she be a young hipster than a young evangelical creationist makes me feel worse.
allcaps
Young hipsters come from families with dirtier kitchens and HD cameras.

chumbucket
perspective and scale feels way off in this. is she just small and superimposed to a kitchen background or is the kitchen ridiculously wide but not very long? something just doesn't look right...ignored the whole song while trying to get my brain around this

re watched, and listened...5 stars
Scurrie
She went to one of those 'make your own video' places in the mall and chose the cozy wood-paneled kitchen backdrop.

delicatessen
In South Dakota those "make your own video" places are in peoples' houses.

Syd Midnight
She's like 12 years old, and that's a normal size for a kitchen when you have 10 kids and 5 of them cook.

kingarthur
That little hip swivel's gonna come in handy when she's pumping out creationist babies.

No. You know what? I feel bad for having said that. I mean to direct my cynicism towards her parents.
Ponasty
5 stars for the "child abuse" tag.
KnowFuture
And 5 more for MULTIGENERATIONAL child abuse.


Though they say it runs in families.


It's gotta fucking gallop in inbred families.

Toenails
Somebody needs to make a Muegen character with her.
phydeaux
Iím no kin to the monkey no no no,
The monkeyís no kin to me yeah yeah yeah,
I donít know much about his ancestors,
But mine didnít swing from a tree.

It seems so unbelievable,
And yet they say that itís true,
Theyíre teaching us about it in school now,
That humans were monkeys once too.

Oooo Iím no kin to the monkey no no no,
The monkeyís no kin to me yeah yeah yeah,
I donít know much about his ancestors,
But mine didnít swing from a tree.

Although itís so ridiculous,
Theyíre teaching us now that itís true,
The teachers that came from a monkey,
Would be better off in a zoo.

Oooo Iím no kin to the monkey no no no,
The monkeyís no kin to me yeah yeah yeah,
I donít know much about his ancestors,
But mine didnít swing from a tree.

It seems so much more believable,
And surely, surely itís true,
That God made Man in His image,
No monkey story will do.

Oooo Iím no kin to the monkey no no no,
The monkeyís no kin to me yeah yeah yeah,
I donít know much about his ancestors,
But mine didnít swing from a tree,

This monkey business has to go,
Because it just isnít true,
Itís such a disgrace to the monkey,
A disgrace to the human race too.

Oooo Iím no kin to the monkey no no no,
The monkeyís no kin to me yeah yeah yeah,
I donít know much about his ancestors,
But mine didnít swing from a tree,
Mine didnít swing from a tree,
Mine didnít swing from a tree.
Centennial Ostrich
The best youtube comment so far:

6The6Beast6

She looks so ready to fuck. Instead of monkey, I'll do her doggystyle. Hail Satan! I'll split that little bitch open like an axe on a pineapple. Twin fucking towers man! Twin fucking towers! Jew did 9/11, over 9000 jews escaped lawlz
Desidiosus
You can split an axe with a pineapple?

phalsebob
I'll bet her ancestors didn't swing from a tree. They roamed around on ATV's hunting beer and hot dogs with that yellow mustard.
Louis Armstrong
Dijon? Dijon is yellow right guys?

phalsebob
Pardon me, sir. Would you happen to have some yellow redneck mustard?

Rodents of Unusual Size
I classify this in the same group of human that thinks gas and oil are magic liquids brought to us probably by fairies and angels.

Now sing about that, you little bitch.
mashedtater
well i want you to know..i just spit all over my laptop because of you.

Kingofthehobos
My Step Mom had the same point when she said "IF WE CAME FROM MONKEyS... Why are there still monkeys???"

shes a 64 year old woman.

It was the first time I met her.


mashedtater
besides being insane, did it go well?

punch drunk babies
Whats going on with her ribs? When she reaches up it look like she may be a cyborg, or wearing a he-man bandoleer thing
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