This promises to be craptacular.
Lemme guess...this is being made by Christians or something and in the end everyone dies and they all learn they should have prayed harder or some shit, right?
This apparently cost 14 million dollars to make.
James Cromwell? You can do better, James!
The moon effecting Earth's gravity? POSSIBLE! SOMEHOW!
The fluctuating gravity reminds me of Kurt Vonnegut's Slapstick. But dumber.
"Our world became one people, with one common cause!"
Look out moon, America's gonna getcha,
Gonna go kaboom, was nice to have met'cha
'Cause you don't mess around
With God's America
The premise is just fucking surreal, yet they make it look very boring.
|Syd Midnight |
A brown dwarf is just a really big gas giant. If you somehow "broke off a piece" it would just boil away into a gas cloud. There's a lot of reasons to hate this piece of crap but that one is mine.
|Grace Mugabe |
Fuck all of you faggots, this looks about a million times better than Armageddon.
|Testicles of Doom |
If they were going to go through all this trouble, why didn't they just make a Thundaar the Barbarian mini-series and ruin that instead.
|erection reset by queer |
Saw the first part last night, it's everything I hoped it would be.
"THE HYPERMASS WON'T ESCAPE EARTH'S PULL!"
"YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM GRAVITY!"
"How does one hide from gravity?"
It's on abc.com if you missed it.
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