Another in a long line of videos I'm just never going to press play for.

I can't decide if this needs heavy editing or the tedious buildup is what makes it. Skip to 1.56 to avoid the hamster foreplay, and you should probably stop watching at around 2.20.

she didn't seem to be that into it, he probably paid for it

raping some girl in a big pile of cheetos

It looks like the female's cheeks are full of food the entire time.

Hamster sex seems to be one of the things greatly hampered by the force of gravity. I bet in zero g this would look a lot more hilarious.

Ahhh, I remember my first time as well.

What's with the stopping and starting? "Sorry, babe it's not you uh this just sometimes happens after I've been drinking."

No means no.

ummmm.....no.

And, of course he's licking himself after he's done while the girl leaves.

Obviously BJBF cannot appreciate the beauty of a male scampering around a female, humping her for five seconds before rushing around to push her into a more suitable position, but first stopping to give himself a blowjob.

I get the feeling poetv just took an odd turn

Five for how he falls over petrified.

Hey, baby. Come here. Come here. C'mon. C'mon. C'mon. C'mon. C'mon. C'mon. C'mon. C'mon. C'mere. C'mere. C'mere. C'mon, naby. Hey. Hey. Hey. C'mon....


Ahhhhh

0:38 "here, i'll be on the bottom. oh. fine, nevermind"