I don't understand why anyone would want to permanently brand themselves with some design they're bound to get bored with eventually, and which will look fairly shitty several years down the road.
When you got to the mario bit, I started hearing Bill Cosby.
I don't understand why anyone would want to inject cooking oil into their face...
Most people aren't rational. Not having gotten a tattoo doesn't change that.
She slept through getting her FACE tattooed? Uh-huh.
She was on some serious drugs if she actually fell asleep while having her face tattooed.
Chibi: it looks shitty NOW.
Why is nobody believing the tattooist's protests? He looks like a trustworthy sort.
His convicted punishment is to look like a freak for the rest of his life. Oh wait.
All she had to do is take one look at the artist to know he wasn't going to stop at three stars
Heroin can easily be blamed for A) making someone want to get stars tattooed on their face and B) allowing someone to sleep through getting their fucking face tattooed.
I've tried it and it's a terrible idea. Alcohol is a blood thinner and most tattoo artists don't appreciate you turning their studio into the dance scene from Carrie.
I'm not saying this wasn't a good video. It was.
But she really deserves this.
Yeah you don't sleep through any type of tattoo, promise me. Especially ones on the face, which hurt like a bitch.
Also, heroin? Really. Funny, I never once nodded off inside a tattoo parlor and had my face 'mutilated' by an ogre. I did set fire to some sheets once with a lit cigarette, but that's a story for my own Lifetime special.
And the artist looks like a reputable type. I mean, how could he not be?
I bet if that dude looks at you hard enough tattoos just appear on your body. I theorize that his mouth rings are actually a high powered hadron accelerator.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
My god her face is full of stars
|Dutch Oven Fresh Pie |
Is the little girl her daughter? If she's 18, then Belgium is the new Britain.
|Freeman Gordon |
too overrated (with stars)
|Caminante Nocturno |
Just for the description.
|a flaming monkey |
Even if she did fall asleep, why would some tattoo artist suddenly decide that's a good reason for ruining the fuck out of her face?
This is exactly what she asked for, but didn't know she didn't want... and then she died somehow. The end.
I live in a college town (Paternoville) and there is constant talk of how to curb all the drinking. I think free tattoos for anyone who is passed out and carried in by their asshole friends would do the trick. Asshole friends really are the solution to any substance abuse problem. I once woke up with the top of my head shaved like Friar Tuck, and learned a valuable life lesson. I learned that I should keep a non-wash-offable laundry marker around so that if one of the horrible pricks that are my friends decided to mix Benadryl and Mad Dog 20/20 again they'd spend the next week with a face full of crudely drawn penis.
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