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Desc:Peters out near the end, but still good for a few laughs.
Category:Video Games, Advertisements
Tags:zero punctuation, Yahtzee, e3 2009, last guardian, metal gear solid rising
Submitted:Pillager
Date:06/17/09
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Comment count is 30
Adham Nu'man - 2009-06-17
This one was really really bad.
jangbones - 2009-06-17
I liked the end. You are shit.
Tuan Jim - 2009-06-17
He barely tried.
TheJollyDodger - 2009-06-17
Considering the upcoming E3 I think he is saving himself for the facedump that the gaming industry is about to unload on the world.

Jefka - 2009-06-17
"Not his best" can still be worth 5 stars.

vissarion - 2009-06-17
The funniest thing about this one was the link on the sidebar to an edifying discussion in the Escapist forums entitled "Possible Solutions for Sex Offenders.".

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.119665

"i would rape the pedophiles so hard rape rape raperaperaperaaaaaaape"
voodoo_pork - 2009-06-17
A mighty Ehhn.
thebaronsdoctor - 2009-06-17
Eh, not his best. Trying to cram too much into too little time. I also don't understand his hatred of casual gaming.
ProfessorChaos - 2009-06-18
I enjoyed this for the rapid-fire joke pacing that resulted from cramming so much cynicism in such a short time.

glasseye - 2009-06-17
Still good.
Lothy - 2009-06-17
He progresses closer and closer to being a bad parody of himself every week.
chumbucket - 2009-06-17
4 for the sonic racing reaction
Caminante Nocturno - 2009-06-17
Suspicious sounds at the end.
Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2009-06-17
Jerk City ruined our minds.

Caminante Nocturno - 2009-06-17
Yes, it did.

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2009-06-17
Indeed, Sonic doesn't need a car, or further life.
Hooker - 2009-06-17
Did it really take you guys this long to get tired of him?

Five stars for the tags.
Cleaner82 - 2009-06-17
This one is bad and lazy.

Stog - 2009-06-17
Nice Slipknot reference there, Yahtzee.
fatatty - 2009-06-17
Some flat jokes but overall I liked it. I'm sure I'll get sick of his shtick at some point but not today.
Sick Man - 2009-06-17
Lazy on purpose is still lazy.

"... by the way, did I mention I'm a MISANTHROPE? RARARARARAGRRRRRRR!"
Volbard - 2009-06-18
Four for the video, and one for one for the rage at something you enjoyed becoming popular
Adham Nu'man - 2009-06-18
"YOU HATE IT BECAUSE IT'S POPULAR!!!"

No, we hate it because it sucks. I liked last week's episode, I'll probably like next week's episode. I'm not expecting some insanely high standards of quality from Yahtzee: I just expect to be mildly entretained while hearing about a videogame for three minutes and a half. So far, I've enjoyed all of his reviews (yes, every single one of them), but name-pun jokes are really really lame. So fuck you for confusing mild disgust over pure unmitigated lazy shit with "YOU SOLD OUT" nonsense.

a flaming monkey - 2009-06-18
Look, you don't have to like these videos just 'coz it's this yahtzee guy. Geez. I mean, sure he has made some insightful and funny comments in the past, but they're friggin' video game reviews. I would prefer to play the shittiest game in history than listen to a sarcastic review of it bookended by crappy pseudometal and advertisements.
RockBolt - 2009-06-18
Then why don't you DO that?

+5 for almost certainly alienating someone's favorite franchise or console and thus earning the "this is lazy and dumb" one star rage

Syd Midnight - 2009-06-18
Hey I love Yahtzee but this was his worst review ever. I'm sure he was glad to get it out of the way. I don't give a shit about consoles.

CornOnTheCabre - 2009-06-19
no, this is actually lazy and dumb, and I think this is the first review I've given less than 4 stars to. this is Yahtzee playing into the schtick that everyone else one-stars about without actually watching the videos.

i love Yahtzee because he DOESN'T usually just brush off video games with THIS IS SHIT THE END, no matter how terrible they can get. most of the time he expounds upon particularly horrible aspects of games (good OR bad) and relates that to what's wrong with the medium as a whole.

this was sheer filler, but I'm actually sort of impressed considering how he's been cranking out one every week for almost two years now, and this has been the first one that was quite obviously balls (from more than a OH HE TALKS FAST HOW FUNNY HUR HUR HUR I AM SO MUCH MORE INTELLIGENT THAN ANYONE HERE standpoint)

also I'm pretty sure next week is his 100th episode. so that's cool.

CornOnTheCabre - 2009-06-19
wait. no, i'm an idiot. he'll be at 98 next week, if you count the pre-Escapist ones.

A Jumping Spider! - 2009-06-22
He needs a break.
Lurchi - 2014-02-18
thinking hard about video games from 2009...
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