Keefu
That's why I submitted this.

Keefu
That and because Jason Jones has got some cojones on him.

memedumpster
It was fairly humdrum until that last joke, wow, that hit lower than a torpedo.

Keefu
He did.

Keefu
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Gojira1000
hrm, I'm not sure why I'm bothering, but point one isn't news, it's advertising. Look at how stories are sourced and who was invited to comment. Point two is just fucking weird, and makes me wonder if you watch lots of TV news. People do whine about all the news being "bad" but I've done content counts (print media) and the numbers don't hold up - people simply remember disasters better. Point three seems to largely run counter to point two, saying that soft, fuzzy feature shit is horrible, and that you would rather have disaster reporting on Darfur and Palestine.
If your point was that people in general are fractious, have a tiny attention span and almost no ability to parse what they see and read, nor to comprehend its place in the reality, then yay! Otherwise...

Squidmojo
Here is why I don't like the news:

Reporters often draw false parallels in the name of balance, and report "both" sides of a story without investigating if either side is actually true.

RomancingTrain
Now tell me why people don't like airline food.