Lurchi 
Well whoop-de-shit.
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hornung
there's literally a chasm forming between man and god.
i think cusack wanted to buy a new boat.
those indie romcoms ain't cuttin' it no more.
and does the jfk smash the whitehouse?
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kiint yes the white house must be smashed in all roland emmerich movies no matter how implausible the setup
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Doctor Arcane
I for one welcome the end of the world.
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Millard
This looks like it will be fun to see while very drunk.
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Hooper_X
Roland Emmerich: For when you want that Michael Bay feeling, but a billion times more pretentious.
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poopskin
so like, I typed in '2012' as the title when I submitted this video and now I see this ASCII symbol: !! WJHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?!?!? IT REALLY IS TRUE THE WORLD'S GONNA FUCKEN END! i'm sneaking in some Bacardi 151 when I see this :)
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Albuquerque Halsey
needs "Armageddon" tag so it links to this: http://tinyurl.com/l6e764
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poopskin Not Found
The requested URL /video.php?vid=4227 was not found on this server.
Apache/2.0.52 (Red Hat) Server at www.poetv.com Port 80
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Michael Houser
I got it - lame ass apocalypse movie starring John Cusack AND Nicholas Cage. They make out at the end.
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fluffy
I feel stupider for having watched that.
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious
CGI vomit.
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voodoo_pork CGI vomit indeed. That was every single visual effects shot in the film.
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Urist
Well.. I got to see the part where an aircraft carrier capsizes, no need to go see it now.
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TeenerTot
I willingly admit that I will see this movie. I will see this movie and it will delight me.
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AgentOrange
As soon as I saw the first few meteors, I thought this had to be by the guy who did The Day After Wolf Boat
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StanleyPain
THE COAST IS TOAST
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StanleyPain Or better yet...
OH SHHHHIIIIIIII....... THE MOVIE
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Billy the Poet
This literally could not look stupider.
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allcaps
This is BULLSHIT. As anyone who has read Terrence McKenna's deep scientific investigations into the hidden underlying structure of the I Ching knows, the approach to the Age of Aquarius will involve an increase not only of natural disasters but also of MAN MADE DISASTERS. Famine, pestilence, oppression, and war - terrible terrible war, the greatest and most destructive in history! This crap propaganda flick only serves to inculcate in the supine masses their innocence in the face of the coming storm. "Ain't mah fault, 's that in-vir-row-ment thang, BURRRRP" sayeth the Beast! Nay, I say NAY. If we are to survive this disaster we must return to the paleolithic state of grace, in union with our symbiotic mushroom brethren. Let the jeweled self-dribbling basketball machine elves speak again!!!!!
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Goofy Gorilla
I knew we shouldn't have elected Palin to the presidency.
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poopskin i think the president is black in this movie. Also, what's Emmerich's obsession with destroying the White House? I'd say I'm not gonna see it in the theatre because it seems like nothing could top that airship carrier scene in terms of complete absurdity, but they usually don't put the best stuff in trailers...
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