Merzbau "Steamed petite lobster tail"? Why, that sounds healthy! I'll take five!
-2 for being less threatening than advertised. I'LL SUCK A COCK ON THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE BEFORE I SERVE YOU A MIXED GREEN, BUDDY
IrishWhiskey "...we'll let you live", remains unstated for the last line.
The Townleybomb I guess there's some comedy bit about this? I don't care either way. +1 because maybe this is some clever marketing thing that got me to watch a commercial for some regional casual dining chain I've never heard of. If so, well played, my friend.
KnowFuture Actually, my motive for this is to plan the seed for a "gauntlet of angry food" tag.
StanleyPain Funny thing is that this is a relatively old commercial. It's much worse now. The basic two person dinner really IS a "gauntlet of angry food" and probably enough to feed a small, poverty stricken African village for at least a week.