|Rodents of Unusual Size |
There are scenes before and after the chick fight. You should see them.
|Centennial Ostrich |
This makes Biker Boyz look like a Ken Burns documentary.
Faster than the speed of fire!
|a flaming monkey |
the only thing that really stuck out for me was the giant mountain dew billboard :(
this is fascinatingly bad
|Dr Dim |
One of those bikes at the end is a real bike, the Y2K superbike, with a gas turbine engine from a helicopter in it. It's deafeningly loud, has a top speed of over 400 km/h and explodes if you change gears at the wrong time. How they managed to make it look lame is beyond me.
Wait..did she say "You just messed with the wrong tits?"
Oh, and by the way, the guy who directed this is who is making the film version of Neuromancer. You're welcome.
I think you mean CYBER-SODA and HAXORJUICE.
i really don't think a shotgun is the best choice of gun for shooting handcuffs off the wrists of someone you love.
oh man and that bike chase scene at the end looks like an FMV game.
it's like a chaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnn stringing you up 'till you die
|Louis Armstrong |
Why did that cop blow herself up?Or not help when she had "kevlar". Oh now I understand. These are are both courtoousy of a bad script. Needs an ACTING! tag, I think.
Also. This is all over meth? Wouldn't it be less trouble to just buy a shitty trailer and cook up more?
As much meth as they could jam into the tank of a bike that still seems to run, meaning there can't possibly be more than a few kilos and it's been sitting in petrol, dissolving, for a couple of years or something. There's a lot of things wrong with this movie.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Electric Boogaloo with bikes.
|punch drunk babies |
So Mountain Dew won?
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
You're in a Hollywood fight scene, your arm's on fire and you don't punch somebody?
Also, they rode so fast nearby windows exploded. Wow. This is intensely stupid.
Wait which group of insufferable douchebags am I supposed to be rooting for again?
|Jet Bin Fever |
Hey, I bought that Static-X album at Wal-Mart once.
This was because when I was 14 I was an awful person.
please stop movie youre embarrassing yourself!
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