Camonk "We were terrified that he'd hate the party, because he craps his pants when he hates a party."
"Ha ha, he's an incontinent moron."
"Let's kill him later."
Big Beef Burritos Supreme In a surprising twist, it turns out his Silver Sonic Stalking System is turned off.
IrishWhiskey There are two main types of infomercials. The kind that convince you something with a minor or pointless use is a valuable timesaver, and the kind that wink and nod as they avoid stating what its actually used for, which generally something creepy or perverted.
fatatty Obviously the only reason to buy this is to hear compliments from people who were too shy to tell you to your face. And it's disguised as a bluetooth headset so they won't hide their loving thoughts from you.
Comeuppance There's another hearing aid commercial on here somewhere, but, goddamned if I can find it.
Comeuppance Found it using "eavesdropping" in the google search:
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=49269
phalsebob What are those damn kids talking about? Get the Silver Sonic XL and you still won't have a clue.
Caminante Nocturno And because it resembles a cell phone ear adapter, everyone will just think you're just a douche instead of a paranoid douche.
Now you can sit in the balcony and hear the orchestra's terrible performance over the audience's mocking laughter.
Ponasty totally.
All you will hear is people talking about how they hate assholes with bluetooth.
badideasinaction I'd sell a gag-gift model that injects pre-recorded snippets like "we should kill her soon before she finds out the truth" or "I know you can hear me"...
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