This will really help to put a stop to my gang stalking perps.
Holy shit, a volume control.
Get those sunglasses with little mirrors on the edges and you'll be really cool.
|Jet Bin Fever |
John's a dick.
At last, Mr. Belding has an edge.
Why would one need this to fish?
"We were terrified that he'd hate the party, because he craps his pants when he hates a party."
"Ha ha, he's an incontinent moron."
"Let's kill him later."
There are two main types of infomercials. The kind that convince you something with a minor or pointless use is a valuable timesaver, and the kind that wink and nod as they avoid stating what its actually used for, which generally something creepy or perverted.
There's another hearing aid commercial on here somewhere, but, goddamned if I can find it.
Found it using "eavesdropping" in the google search:
ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE SINGULARITY
What are those damn kids talking about? Get the Silver Sonic XL and you still won't have a clue.
|Caminante Nocturno |
And because it resembles a cell phone ear adapter, everyone will just think you're just a douche instead of a paranoid douche.
Now you can sit in the balcony and hear the orchestra's terrible performance over the audience's mocking laughter.
I'd sell a gag-gift model that injects pre-recorded snippets like "we should kill her soon before she finds out the truth" or "I know you can hear me"...
Isn't all hearing sonic?
|Stupid Lisa Garbage Face |
WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I WISH I HAD A SILVER TONIC!
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