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Firework Nutshot

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Category:	Accidents & Explosions
Tags:	fireworks, the moans of the dying, 4th of July, perfect aim
Submitted:	Enjoy
Date:	06/24/09
Views:	4189
Rating: View Ratings	Register to vote for this video Favorited 10 Times
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glasseye

Perfect aim indeed.

Menudo con queso

Extra points for using gasoline-filled objects as your bench to add height. A conventional mind would have used something boring to stand on, like maybe a pair of plastic chairs, but not these Nobel laureates.

socialist_hentai

cue the chubby dude singing Carman songs.

j lzrd / swift idiot

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAAAA HAHAHA!!

This is the best nutshot ever. EVER. I've never seen a nutshot result in an explosion of pyrotechnics. THIS IS THE BEST!

Enjoy
J lzrd,

There is actually a better video but it is not safe for work:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/1195/

Watch and tell me if I'm wrong.

poopskin
I would but I'm at work. How NSFW is it?

Enjoy
It's semi-safe in my book but I didn't post it here just in case.

memedumpster

The NSFW video has a better setup, true, but this one offers a way better payoff. Now, had the NSFW video included an explosive castration it would have triumphed.

Although, "teenagers playing with each others' assholes" might have made a fascinating tag.

Frank Rizzo

alternate

http://coldcakes.com/sams-butt-rocket-from-the-crypt/

that was poetic

StanleyPain

Just wow.

Ponasty

The slow-mo is one of the finest things i've ever seen.
and ive been to the Louvre.

Chinballs

Oh my god, that was the most ball clenchingest thing I've seen in a while.

Enjoy

After watching in five times, I think the tip of the rocket might have lodged in his rectum.

poopskin

AT WHAT POINT DID ANYONE THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA should be a linkable tag

voodoo_pork

BOOM DICKSHOT!

charmlessman

That could not have worked out ANY better!

Jet Bin Fever

Absolutely stunning aim.

Desidiosus

The slo-mo was nice. Reverse may have been even better.

Syd Midnight

Slo-mo makes it look like he achieves a tiny bit of altitude before crashing back down. It's like a malfunctioning space rocket.

dead_cat

Thanks a lot. Now I will never be happy with the video because the idiot with the rocket up his ass failed to take off.

Keefu

Mmmm, mmmm, schadenfreude.

Camonk

I've really lost touch with the youth of today. Back in my day, the junk was sacrosanct and whatever stupid shit you did, you did not intentionally try to harm your own little buddy.

plug

I concur. Ball crunching was done to your buddy, not yourself. That's what's wrong with society today.

Tuan Jim

Oh man, this is the perfect clip. The slow mo of 'splodin' crotch was amazing.

twinkieafternoon

I just wanna know why. That's all. Why.

Lies, lies, LIES!
Stop having a boring nut shot. Stop having a boring life.

Caminante Nocturno

This is what happens when kids don't have after-school programs to keep them busy.

Gill_Sans

Dude, are you okay?

Goethe and ernie

I almost want to give this four stars for not showing the aftermath, but, Christ, talk about looking a gift injured asshole in the mouth.

Rape Van Winkle

For an instant, it looks like it's actually launching him off the ground.

Old_Zircon

Where's the OW MY BALLS tag?

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