urbanelf 1:20 "Try imagining the baby is a cheeseburger."
1:25 "OK. Try imagining the suspect is a cheeseburger."
petep this man is so dour and professional in the face of having to fire someone for being fat
mashedtater well i think it is like he said. he really liked the man, he knew him. im sure he didnt want to have to fire him for being fat.
Camonk I guess if all else fails in a real bad firefight, his fellow officers can take cover behind his enormous bulk. Maybe endless jokes about what fat sack of turds he is will raise station morale.
Smellvin According to Mythbusters, fat people don't actually stop bullets (and I'd hate to think of how much a custom bullet-resistant vest would cost to buy for him). He would provide concealment but no cover.
fluffy The Mythbusters experiment was just to see if a person's fat could protect their own vital organs (rather than those of their colleagues), and didn't account for bones and the like.
Enjoy Amazingly, Officer Parent was able to subdue five men robbing the Bellevue Dunkin' Donuts. Witnesses say he flew around the shop like a spightly bubble bee, laying one man out after another.
mashedtater onlookers sometimes remark on it still, saying that he carried his weight with a grace that reminds them still of a gentle jolly Buddha.
mouser I would duck behind that fat slob with more confidence than I would behind Claudia Schiffer.
Though I'd rather have the later cuff me and cavity-search me.
spikestoyiu Well, I see he's switched to Diet Pepsi. That should help.
voodoo_pork Wash down that mega Subway hoagie with it.
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