allcaps I know, I was surprised too, but apparently he's a childish asshole and control freak, constantly throwing tantrums and obsessed with his own fame. There's a book about it, I forget the title.
Hooper_X Clearly, you never played Barkley: Shut Up and Jam Gaiden.
Camonk You know what? I don't care of this is true. This justifies my long-standing distaste for Michael Jordan. I think it started when he swaggered out to play baseball and then was awful and gave up after five minutes. Or something. Look, I don't know. I don't have to explain myself to you people.
AgentOrange Yeah I was reserving this in case you may have actually had some sort of reason or source for assailing MJ, but FUCK YOU.
AgentOrange Also, why the fuck would someone obsessed with their own fame disappear almost entirely from the public eye after one of the most incredible careers in sports history? He's even modest in the underwear commercials.
Caminante Nocturno Maybe they'd have an easier time learning the others' chosen profession if they turned the damn lights on.