The White Men Can't Jump jokes just write themselves.
I know it's the title law and all to use them, but the quotation marks around "Jam" really cracked me up.
Two famous creeps who enjoy playing with balls meet in a darkened room.
I know, I was surprised too, but apparently he's a childish asshole and control freak, constantly throwing tantrums and obsessed with his own fame. There's a book about it, I forget the title.
Clearly, you never played Barkley: Shut Up and Jam Gaiden.
Yeah I was reserving this in case you may have actually had some sort of reason or source for assailing MJ, but FUCK YOU.
Also, why the fuck would someone obsessed with their own fame disappear almost entirely from the public eye after one of the most incredible careers in sports history? He's even modest in the underwear commercials.
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Maybe they'd have an easier time learning the others' chosen profession if they turned the damn lights on.
Michael Jordan was never the same since.
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The lighting... god how it dates the whole thing perfectly.
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