This was fucking amazing. Thank you.
Were it not Fox I would assume it was a joke, but since it is, you never know.
That is the first time I have laughed that loud at a newscast. I'm glad they demonstrated the bear climbing the tree.
What was with the rabbit?
"So... Todd. How's that rehab coming along?"
Jesus, Ohio. Way to buck stereotypes.
The description of this does not do justice to how amazing this is.
Dupe from like two days ago:
Maybe using "bear" as a tag would've helped here.
We are all just sitting here, silently, awaiting the moment you realize the video you linked and this one are quite different.
I am officially retarded. But I still could swear that I've seen this on the site before.
Similar has happened to me. I either see something in the hopper, youtube, or another video site, forget about it, then see it here on the main page and swear it's a dupe. This has caused me to retire my short lived position among the dupe police.
I wasn't expecting much from this, but damn. The reenactments, the expert, everything about it led me to check that I wasn't watching something from the Onion.
Showing how a bear would climb a tree was AMAZING.
except real hahahahahahhaa
oh my GOD.
All news stories should be reported this way.
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I see a successful future for that reporter. Possibly with Animal Planet or The Discovery Chanel.
I find it almost impossible to believe this is real. Almost.
"Medical examiner: Billy Mays had heard disease"
god bless you Cleveland
. . . WHAT?
"we are not bear food and neither are pets"
[Cut to footage of a wild robin on a rooftop to show a "pet"]
So was the Robin a card board cut out too? I also wasn't sure if this was a joke, the only thing that could have made this better is if Mike Rowe had been doing it. Beacause that what I thought of when I was listening to it.
"Naw, I'm good. I'm, uh, faster than a bear."
do they just keep those in the back of the van?
DAMN IT! "Page not found", WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME, POE?
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