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Look Excited. More of this Chris. Toast to to alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems.
They should of just got him half a pint of Malibu with grenadine and put the whole thing in a hollowed out pineapple. He'd have been like WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE!?
Sounds like someone's already been toasting a few times tonight
Jesus. This is the first time I've watched one of this guy's videos. I... I am questioning that decision.
By which I mean my earlier decision to not watch them. I don't recall exactly why. Pretty sure I had a good reason.
Your reason:Chris Chan plays with his nipples.
Oh I think that was it, yeah.
Thus begins what will likely be a long and fruitful partnership between Chris-Chan and alcohol.
I think what we are going to see is a wonderful three-some between Chris-Chan, Alcohol, and 4chan trolls. Oh, how the plot thickens!
I want to see him after his third drink.
Who's behind the camera?
XTREME NON CONFORMIST CHRISTIAN YOUTH WHO DOES XTREME CAMERA ANGLES!
YOU GO CHRIS! YOU DRINK THAT SOCIAL LUBRICANT! BRAVO! you drink your crazy heart out! also, use that government money and buy a round for your friends. its a smooth move, trust me.
Wait, Chris Chan knows actual people? Actual breathing people?
I'm guessing it is some Internet People who felt sorry for him and/or wanted to have fun at his expense.
Goes down salty? Sounds like someone added a little something extra to his drink.
Someone posted a video of him eating his own cum.
I absolutely hate people who forget that video cameras are not still picture cameras. Sure it looks fine when you've got the viewfinder turned or whatever - but it looks damn stupid sideways to me.
I'm so proud, I feel like a big fat autistic mother hen.
: D
oh! and no Sonichu medallion to be seen.
You're way behind the times. He cut that into pieces and stuck it up his butt months ago.
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I'm really glad this guy has "friends."
you know, the people that in the event he were to snap, he would gun down first before random people at the mall. BUT HE'S DRINKING LIQUOR! so maybe he'll just become a wino
You'd think he would be used to things that taste salty with all his recycling.