"I stand with two thousand years of darkness and bafflement and hunger behind me, my kind have harvested the souls of a million peasants and I couldn't give a ha'penny jeers for your internet assembled philosophy!"
David Mitchell can make his voice just ooze with contempt at will. It's a wonderful trick.
twinkieafternoon "You've thought about eternity for twenty-five minutes and you think you've come to some interesting conclusions."..."And I couldn't give a hately-jizz(?) for your internet-assembled philosophy."
"And we don't like being talked to by people with hands in their pockets."