For fuck's sake Japan, why can't you make more Samurai movies?
And none of that anime shit, I'm talking Kurosawa era stuff!
A little cash cow called "anime" came along.
Wow, this one really does have it all.
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
Who... who is paying for this production? Someone has already invested in this trailer, real or fake, and I want to know who is doing that.
the music is a rip off of live and let die
5 stars for the best narration voice of all time.
Sounds like the zombo.com guy got his slur on with a handful of Valium.
TOKYO GORE POLICE
This movie has everything I need to die a happy man.
Those buildings are bleeding.
If you're going to push the boundary of amazingly bad, you may as well push it into the sea.
Tokyo Gore Police is great. This is even better.
|Syd Midnight |
I just don't have the heart to subtract a star because I was expecting an actual Japanese fembot from Sony or something
I felt like Machine Girl was going to be sweet from the trailer, but it honestly sucked.
This looks like it has a better effects budget though, and will probably be entertaining with the subtitles off.
People used to say a licence should be required to use Photoshop. This preview proves that a licence should also be required for After Effects. Five stars for win and fail at the same time.
Does this mean that there's more than three-odd minutes of this sort of wonderful?!
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