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"You know the other guy already won, right?"
"What? but my computer is still booting up..."
"Yeah. No. He's already done, like 15 seconds ago."
Sorry, I was busy flooding the site with "5-second" films (well ok only three but I hope our guys are watching that site from now on).
In the future, computers will make our car exhausts sound like jet engines.
This really is a great movie.
Car computer provided by Coleco.
"Are you sure you can't make the computer draw the picture faster?"
CGA graphics are an automatic five stars.
Featuring the least attractive women in skimpy clothes since a Conan movie.
IN ORDER TO RACE: Press Gas Pedal
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He had a one minute head start in a drag race and LOST. I don't think the computer had much to do with it.
Five stars for the "guh duh" noises made by the guy at the finish line and also the cartoon sound effects.