Huskerdu324      Deserves 5 stars for the amount of quarters I put into this game.
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Xenocide      The town of Die, Colorado was never the same.
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Keefu      I've been there. It's a village in France.
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dementomstie      Die is lovely in the fall.
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Camonk     Die is literally a place and the X-Men are welcome there.
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thebaronsdoctor      I wish I was welcome to Die...Instead the city officially banished me for reasons I'd rather not get into.
I mean, you sodomize one dolphin and suddenly everyone goes crazy...
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poopskin hasn't been the same since the smoking ban anyway
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Caminante Nocturno      Die's tourism industry has taken a beating ever since they stopped welcoming visitors like this.
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freedoom      This from the man who was fooled by a wooden gun.
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StanleyPain      This game had some of the best all time worst voice acting in an arcade brawler, being second to only maybe Captain America and the Avengers.
WWWEEEEEEENDIIIIGOOOOO!!!!
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ProfessorChaos Emma Frost welcomes you in much the same way. It's in the related clips.
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Urburos Not sure if it's just me, but I'm not getting any audio off of this so it kinda doesn't count as "engrish" worthy.
Stars withheld for now.
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Jet Bin Fever      -2 Person playing as Cyclops.
+2 Person playing as Wolverine.
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IrishWhiskey -10 Wolverine
-10 Cyclops
+25 Off-Screen Dazzler
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Gill_Sans      Magneto is German, so sometimes the last part of his sentences slips back. He's really saying "Welcome to The.".
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CornOnTheCabre      Die was a poem pressed into service as a city
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zatojones      X-Men, you are welcome... to die! and to bottled water. help yourself.
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biclops      Pyro will tear you to toast!
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poopskin      man, CATS don't even land that gracefully. Oh to be a mutant..
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Hooker      I don't think Magneto was actually welcoming them.
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FABIO This was one of the worst arcade brawler games ever, fueled only by familiarity and love of the franchise.
Most little kids didn't even realize that using your special power drained your life and wondered why they'd have to pump in more quarters after only one hit.
EVIL
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Maru This game was fucking excellent, and using your special attack drained your health in basically every brawling game.
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FABIO Mayor Haggard piledrivers were FREE, motherfucker! Like AMERICA!
Also Aliens vs Predator let you tear up tons of shit with plasma cannons.
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gambol They weren't free. There was a health penalty if you connected. Turns out that you just weren't any good.
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Sphinx      Magneto was subsequently fired from Die's Tourism board.
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