Spiders near me, cool. Do your thing, I appreciate your complex lifecycle, variety, jumping and/or web making abilities. And you're pretty animals. I know that unless I stick my fingers in your mouth, you're not going to give me trouble.
Spiders on me, not cool. GETITOFFGETITOFFGETIFOFFGETITOFF!!!!
Wolf Spiders are cute. My brother caught one when I was a kid and we put it in a tank. It had babies, and it was pretty much the same experience viewed here. We used to go catch insects for it.
I wish there were spiders that were the size of small dogs. I would have one de-fanged and have a tiny top hat custom tailored for him to wear. His name would be Lord Webbington and he would be my best friend.