|Freeman Gordon |
Neckon! Apply directly to your neckline
Perfect gift for docile, acquiescent wives.
Or you could just put your hand under your chin and not spend a dime, but I guess you'd miss out on the free neckercise DVD and beautiful carry bag.
So, it's a spring. I was hoping it would be some kind of vibrator in disguise.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Turning your frumpy wives into garish bird-creatures!
Oh, that was wonderful. Comes complete with Paul's personal European neck-spooge. Got quite a giggle out of that.
I'm always curious what accent the European "experts" have in infomercials...
WOMEN, SORT YOURSELVES OUT.
THA SUGAH RAIN
There are women right at this moment looking at this product and wanting it. Every woman is batshit insane.
For best results use next to a campfire...
Eurpoe : America for people who don't know it yet.
Alcohol : illiteracy for people who don't know it yet.
:-( Just not the same if it's not Billy Mays-ed.
Inane, younane, we allnane for inane
Why would you spread out a photoshop job to 2 minutes a day?
|Caminante Nocturno |
My collarbone has asthma.
INDIVIDUAL RESULTS WILL VARY. RESULTS NOT TYPICAL
Turn yourself into a bobble-head.
I was glad to see that the neckfat tag was already linked by some DemoniusX videos.
|Testicles of Doom |
All the jokes I thought of were already taken.
You know he's an excellent physiotherapist because he has his own logotype. Personally, I only trust physicians who take the extra effort to create an identity package.
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