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Yes.. *nods head*
I agree... *nods head*
Neckon! Apply directly to your neckline
Perfect gift for docile, acquiescent wives.
Where do i find these women?
Or you could just put your hand under your chin and not spend a dime, but I guess you'd miss out on the free neckercise DVD and beautiful carry bag.
So, it's a spring. I was hoping it would be some kind of vibrator in disguise.
Those are Resistance Coils (R), Gawd!!! You think springs can offer something as great as Progressive Resistance (TM)???
My theory is that all this seemingly useless shit for women is vibrators in disguise.
Turning your frumpy wives into garish bird-creatures!
Oh, that was wonderful. Comes complete with Paul's personal European neck-spooge. Got quite a giggle out of that.
You know it's quality, because it's European and the inventor is British, or at the very least has an accent Americans associate with the British.
I knew he would have an English accent before the ever opened his mouth.
I'm always curious what accent the European "experts" have in infomercials...
WOMEN, SORT YOURSELVES OUT.
There are women right at this moment looking at this product and wanting it. Every woman is batshit insane.
all i know about is embroidery and kittens. :/
For best results use next to a campfire...
Oh lord. Eurpoe : America for people who don't know it yet.
Alcohol : illiteracy for people who don't know it yet.
Eurpoe! the forthcoming eurpoean branch of POE!
:-( Just not the same if it's not Billy Mays-ed.
Inane, younane, we allnane for inane
Why would you spread out a photoshop job to 2 minutes a day?
My collarbone has asthma.
INDIVIDUAL RESULTS WILL VARY. RESULTS NOT TYPICAL
Turn yourself into a bobble-head.
I was glad to see that the neckfat tag was already linked by some DemoniusX videos.
Fuck. All the jokes I thought of were already taken.
You know he's an excellent physiotherapist because he has his own logotype. Personally, I only trust physicians who take the extra effort to create an identity package.
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