If I were her friend, I would probably tell her she had a great voice too.
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
Have fun in haircut school, you daffy thing.
"All of my friends said I was a really good singer"
Also, further evidence women are insane.
American Idol: nearly a decade of proudly exploiting narcissists and their delusions for mass entertainment
I don't understand this "they're all actors" shit. Have you ever dealt with the public in any way? There are plenty of legitimately insane, delusional people out there. There is an endless supply of people this insane and worse. Hiring people to act like this would be an enormous waste of money.
Though you have to admit that Stiff was a pretty interesting read
|pot kettle black |
It would seem that the show is haunted by a poltergeist from the 70's.
Mary Roach is to delusion as Hellen Keller is to blindness.
|B. Weed |
That's uh, some expression she's sporting in the preview image.
If American Idol teaches us anything it should be this.
Our friends friends are either ...
#1: Being nice.
#2: Being dicks.
Then again, do we really need American Idol to teach us this?
The way she speaks at the start reminds me of the movie "Best in Show".
|Frank Rizzo |
3:30 to 3:50
holy shit creeepy.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Wow, the older daughter from Roseanne got really fat.
Is this really that much different than most of the rejects from American Idol's foreplay part of the season? Also, there are now four judges?
|Dr Dim |
"Not too shabby."
|Louis Armstrong |
I AM NOT GONING TO LOSE IT! I AM NOT GONING TO LOSE IT!
|Stupid Lisa Garbage Face |
Even as a beautician she can still change her last name to dildo.. duildeaux
Skip to 5:58.
This was going to be 2 stars until that.
This is what it sounds like when Marlee Matlin sings.
"Camel toe" should be active link.
Sad thing is that despite her insanity, she's got a point. If she was put in a room with some top 40 producers and whatever electroclash garbage they could shit out and maybe some autotuner, she'd probably be the next big thing cuz SHE'D BE SO WEIRD!!!
She's eclipsed the entire panel's lifetime artistic achievements with 3:15-4:30, if not with her weird singing.
I'M DEAD SERIOUS. This skill-free, troubled, lukewarm-IQ autistic is a better artist than any of those four pieces of shit who were making fun of her, hands down. On top of this, they don't mind having a laugh at the weirdo who OBVIOUSLY has a handful of problems, making them more deficient human beings than she is.
The irony is most choice.
They should use this video as a psych test or something. It can go with this one:
Mark McGraff totally fucked a crazy lady.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
SHE BANG! SHE BANG!
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