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Desc:A highlight from the the 1981 Christian Thriller 'Early Warning'
Category:Classic Movies, Religious
Tags:Christian, prayer, woman driver, early warning, god is not a misoginist
Submitted:kamlem
Date:07/06/09
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Comment count is 23
IrishWhiskey - 2009-07-06
See, if that actually worked, then Christianity wouldn't have any problems converting people.
Toenails - 2009-07-06
Oh I get it.

She was just fucking with him.
revdrew - 2009-07-06
Thanks a lot.. DICK.
Crucifried - 2009-07-06
How can you make a Thriller, much less a compelling feature length story, if ne of the basic ideas you're working on is "Any yahoo who asks god nice gets their shit."?
socialist_hentai - 2009-07-06
I'd hit that.
Cena_mark - 2009-07-07
No special effect budget for this movie, only miracles.
Xenocide - 2009-07-07
Ha ha ha, the strawman fell in the dirt! Serves him right! The wacky amelodic score informs me that this is the part with the humor!
Paranatural - 2010-03-01
HAHA! Stupid nonbeliever! God helps people with stuck cars all the time!

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2009-07-07
"Father, I know you're kinda busy, but--"

DON'T PATRONIZE ME, PUNY FLESHLING!

"...uh, could you do us a little favor and--"

YOU DARE TO ASK ME FOR ANYTHING?! YOU'RE LUCKY I DON'T ERASE YOU FROM EVERY QUANTUM UNIVERSE JUST FOR HAVING THE AUDACITY TO PESTER THE GREAT CREATOR OF EVERYTHING!

"..."

WELL?! SPIT IT OUT, OR I'LL GET REALLY PISSED!

"...give us a little push?"

THERE! HOPE THAT WAS A BIG ENOUGH PUSH FOR YOU! ENJOY THE SURFACE OF TITAN!



I mean, really, some people's idea of what a supreme being would be like if one existed borders on sub-juvenile. What is he supposed to be, some kind of cosmic AAA service?
Enjoy - 2009-07-07
surface if titan hahahahah

phalsebob - 2009-07-07
By helping the weak without charge God is enabling dependence, and even worse than that he is taking work, and thus money, and thus food from the mouths of the children of tow truckers everywhere trying to earn an honest living.
Dr Dim - 2009-07-07
I can understand how some people become such rabid athiests when I see this kind of bullshit. AT least try switching to four wheel drive before you ask for divine intervention.
Camonk - 2009-07-07
Yeah man. Trite movie cliches definitely make a lot of people stop believing in god. It's like, psht this movie is dumb religion must be a lie.

Syd Midnight - 2009-07-07
But then someone pops the clutch while you're trying to push their truck and BAM, you're a believer again.

Dr Dim - 2009-07-12
There are atheists and there are people who hate the idea of religion. It's a hardly a stretch to think that people in the latter category are reacting against something. Also, blow me.

NineEleven - 2009-07-07
When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
mashedtater - 2009-07-09
i love that futurama line

Caminante Nocturno - 2009-07-07
If he can move a truck, why can't he make candy appear?
Stopheles - 2009-07-07
This brings up the same question I had watching the scene in JESUS CAMP where the little girl prays for a better bowling score:

If God can help you get your truck out of the mud with nothing more than a simple request, but gays and abortion still exist even though millions of Christians consider them to be against God's will, then does that mean that there are limits to God's power? Or does it mean that God can do anything (WITNESS HIS MIGHTY TRUCK PUSHING), and just doesn't give a (literal?) damn about what the Christians think He is offended by?
Raoul Duke 138 - 2009-07-07
"If God can part the Red Sea for Moses, maybe he can move the Jeep for us!"

That's not a Jeep, woman. It's a Blazer. You're praying for God to move the wrong damn car! Your Chevy is still stuck but somewhere a Jeep is careening through a parking lot without a driver.
mashedtater - 2009-07-09
hahahahah! to be fair though, as a woman who knows nothing about cars, i'd made the same mistake.


Hooper_X - 2010-04-30
Christian "comedy," ladies and gentlemen.

DURP DURPA DERP THE UNBELIEVER FELL DOWN AND WENT BOOM!
That guy - 2016-12-10
for the 'early warning' tag
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