This is slow. And dated. And hilarious.
Nerdy in a good way!
|Billy the Poet |
I want this guy's opinion about everything.
I agree with this totally. Except for the part where they killed my wife. And destroyed my Cadillac. That doesn't apply. I drove a Pontiac. And she's in a coma. I wish I wasn't drunk that night.
I don't have a Pontaic, or a DVD of Transformers. Watching that movie was the worst thing that ever happened to me.
Would a Borg drone make a good party clown? I think so.
The jarring "transitions" are great in between his monotonous droning.
INTERESTING FACT: partially due to a huge dropoff and partially due to just plain default, "Citizen Kane" is actually considered to be the 3,968th worst film ever made.
Also: dear god after 10 fucking minutes of this there's a Part 2.
|Rape Van Winkle |
This nitpicking is why people hate Trekkers!
(And I find them amusing.)
Do agree with his very last point, tho. (in part I)
Actually, as I go through the various parts, his beefs get more and more legitimate, and I'm disliking FC more and more (which sucks, because I like it a lot).
I just spent an hour watching this guy's reviews. This should worry me, but it doesn't.
Dear God, it's the Anti-Yahtzee.
This guy rules and is actually funny.
I WANT A PIZZA ROLL
This was funny as hell.
I like how his complaints are exactly the kinds of thing the Onion made fun of.
This is what Joel Hodgson will sound like in the nursing home.
Joel is nowhere near as cynical as this guy's character, but his wit is comparably sharp.
O god, I really want a pizza roll now :(
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