allcaps      This is slow. And dated. And hilarious.
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socialist_hentai      Nerdy in a good way!
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Billy the Poet      I want this guy's opinion about everything.
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IrishWhiskey      I agree with this totally. Except for the part where they killed my wife. And destroyed my Cadillac. That doesn't apply. I drove a Pontiac. And she's in a coma. I wish I wasn't drunk that night.
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IrishWhiskey I don't have a Pontaic, or a DVD of Transformers. Watching that movie was the worst thing that ever happened to me.
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duck&cover      Would a Borg drone make a good party clown? I think so.
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SharpHawk      The jarring "transitions" are great in between his monotonous droning.
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KnowFuture      INTERESTING FACT: partially due to a huge dropoff and partially due to just plain default, "Citizen Kane" is actually considered to be the 3,968th worst film ever made.
Also: dear god after 10 fucking minutes of this there's a Part 2.
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Rape Van Winkle      Bea Arthur.
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joelkazoo      This nitpicking is why people hate Trekkers!
(And I find them amusing.)
Do agree with his very last point, tho. (in part I)
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joelkazoo Actually, as I go through the various parts, his beefs get more and more legitimate, and I'm disliking FC more and more (which sucks, because I like it a lot).
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Gwago      I just spent an hour watching this guy's reviews. This should worry me, but it doesn't.
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Dirtchamber    Dear God, it's the Anti-Yahtzee.
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GusPlease      This guy rules and is actually funny.
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Crucifried      I WANT A PIZZA ROLL
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dancingshadow      This was funny as hell.
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Camonk      I like how his complaints are exactly the kinds of thing the Onion made fun of.
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lucienpsinger      This is what Joel Hodgson will sound like in the nursing home.
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joelkazoo Joel is nowhere near as cynical as this guy's character, but his wit is comparably sharp.
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Sprinkles      O god, I really want a pizza roll now :(
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