I've seen this guy in the middle of the drum circle at Eeyore's Birthday Party several times. I don't think it's as much of his D-List celebrity status that makes him the center of attention as it is his black hole like gravitational force.
StanleyPain The man who singlehandedly revolutionized movie journalism on the internet by daring to use 40 point fonts to announce:
HOLY SHIT NEW HERBIE MOVIE IN THE WORKS FIRST SCOOP HERE!!!!!!
Riskbreaker What better way to spread the word about some new crap movie than using BIG LETTERS AND LOTS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS SO EVERYONE CAN SEE IT!!!!!!!
kiint i always thought he looked like a really fat version of Cher's son in MASK
Rodents of Unusual Size I like how he's not just fat, he's stereotypically fat in that he can't go a single interview without making an analogy with food.
mashedtater it takes a lot of food to maintain that man. im not suprised.
cognitivedissonance Just think, here he is at the peak of his life AND "career". Christ was well into his ministry at that age.