I've seen this guy in the middle of the drum circle at Eeyore's Birthday Party several times. I don't think it's as much of his D-List celebrity status that makes him the center of attention as it is his black hole like gravitational force.
StanleyPain The man who singlehandedly revolutionized movie journalism on the internet by daring to use 40 point fonts to announce:
HOLY SHIT NEW HERBIE MOVIE IN THE WORKS FIRST SCOOP HERE!!!!!!
Riskbreaker What better way to spread the word about some new crap movie than using BIG LETTERS AND LOTS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS SO EVERYONE CAN SEE IT!!!!!!!
kiint i always thought he looked like a really fat version of Cher's son in MASK