that would be "masturbatorium"

My head hurts just by staring at that guy....thing.

so they've completely videotaped the moment he peaked in popularity?

kinda depressing.

Inside Harry Knowles at this very moment:

- Twelve tons of nacho cheese sauce
- Three large pizzas
- A small tribe of pygmy juggaloes
- Remorse

The man who singlehandedly revolutionized movie journalism on the internet by daring to use 40 point fonts to announce:
HOLY SHIT NEW HERBIE MOVIE IN THE WORKS FIRST SCOOP HERE!!!!!!

i always thought he looked like a really fat version of Cher's son in MASK

I like how he's not just fat, he's stereotypically fat in that he can't go a single interview without making an analogy with food.

Just think, here he is at the peak of his life AND "career". Christ was well into his ministry at that age.

I remember when he could walk.

hand on the throttle of hollywood....ugh

note the giant fan between his legs to keep his ball sweat from shorting out his power strip

can't shake the "best around" vid with him rolling around on his fat-chair

He's 26 but he looks 35 folks, it's all downhill from there.

He's pretty representative as a voice of the internet.

Haha I can imagine him "sneaking into a screening", like trying to sneak a battleship down a river.

Hahahaha, "wolf blitzer of the internet."

Pretty much.