|MongoMcMichael - 2009-07-12 |
I'm not sure what's more douche-tarded: the shaky, 'just follow me here' racist comments, or the garish sound effects that accompany his statement.
"Well, OUR viewership can't possibly be racist! Let's just play sound effects instead of seriously addressing his comment."
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-07-12 |
Inside her thoughts:
"Just keep smiling, oh god we're gonna get phone calls...I'm going to stab you later, Not Steve Doocy."
|William Burns - 2009-07-12 |
"...that's how I feel."
|Sammy Barnathan - 2009-07-12 |
Dupe from a few days ago and there's another one in the hopper.
THA SUGAH RAIN
Probably about a year ago Fox's audience stopped being agreeing conservatives and started being outraged liberals. The entire network is run by three comedy writers who sit in a room and go "Okay, okay, what if next episode they start in on racial purity?"
"That might be going too far. We might lose them."
"That's what you said about the secret Muslim stuff. Our audience has already suspended their disbelief."
Coming up on the hour: Obama is in your daughters room right now, and the door is closed.
Close... but I think they can outdo themselves with this:
"Are Sasha and Malia being molested every night by the president and his Secret Jewish Cabal?"
Sympathy for Sasha and Malia? Yeah right. These are real comments from a current Free Republic story about Malia:
"Looks like a typical street whore."
"What we now are sending the ghetto over to represent us. and if so who the hell is that flea bag who looks to be dragged from the trash dumpster."
"could you imagine what world leaders must be thinking seeing this kind of street trash and that we paid for this kind of street ghetto trash to go over there"
"Wonder when she will have her first abortion."
Unfortunately, Free Republic already pulled that thread. But fortunately, they have ANOTHER thread devoted entirely to being called out by the Daily Kos on that:
"It was a setup."
"I wonder if some of this was the work of Obama trolls intending to make FR look bad?"
"Same here. I miss a lot for sure but I rarely see racist posts here."
|sliggy - 2009-07-12 |
I still have to five-star because of the "Italians and Irish" he throws in at the end. Seriously, people, this is turn-of-the-twentieth century racism.
|Meerkat - 2009-07-12 |
To be fair, Italians and the Irish really do count as other species.
We have our spacecraft buried under Vesuvius. Il Papa takes the bodies of old men in order to keep living indefinitely. If you cut us, we bleed pasta sauce and red wine. we don't give live birth, but rather lay egg-like mushrooms that develop into children when cooked in a pasta sauce that's been simmering for days on end.
|Runic - 2009-07-12 |
This one is better than the other one because of the name.
It's also slightly longer, so you get to hear one of the camera crew begin to whistle "If I Only Had a Brain" at 0:45 .
Which makes me wonder exactly how the crew views working on this show: as the opportunity to laugh right in the faces of the dumbest conservative TV personalities, or as a thing of soul-sucking horror that requires constant acting-out like this in order to cope?
Also, you KNOW you've said something dumb when Gretchen "ignorant lawyer" Carlson is mocking you.
|phalsebob - 2009-07-12 |
I'd like to know how the conversation got to this point, and if it would help Not Steve Doocy not sound like a clansman.
|Tuan Jim - 2009-07-12 |
Douchiest guy on t.v.
|Keefu - 2009-07-12 |
The full tag is "brown haired guy that isnt Steve Doocy"
|Riskbreaker - 2009-07-12 |
Dupe, still, reminds me of why i lost any hope in the human race long time ago.
|glendower - 2009-07-13 |
He must have mixed the Fox course that teaches you to riff on Republican talking points.
|notascientist - 2010-03-13 |
This guy doesn't exactly look like the picture of racial purity.
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