| 73Q Music Videos | Vote On Clips | Submit | Login   |

Reddit Digg Stumble Facebook
Desc:CBS Philadelphia makes the switch to digital and turns to static. Strangely very unnerving.
Category:Science & Technology, Horror
Tags:Analog, creepy, digital, cbs
Submitted:Keefu
Date:07/12/09
Views:3238
Rating:
View Ratings
Register to vote for this video
Favorited 11 Times

People Who Liked This Video Also Liked:
Pro as heck Guide to Spawn Karthus by Dyrus
Holy Men in India?
the TV show
The Mummers' Dance
X-Wing Rocket
The Tyra Banks Show - Married Virgins
Salvador Dali - Lanvin Chocolate
Gamecenter CX - Super Mario 64
The Abominable Dr. Phibes - Opening
CNN Anchors Fake Satellite Interview in the Same Parking Lot
Comment count is 43
Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Carol Anne, can you hear me, honey?!
baleen

I never thought I'd be sad to see this.
It's what we've always wanted.
mashedtater
video killed the radio star part two: electric boogaloo.

Ursa_minor
Goodbye.
Louis Armstrong
Take care my friend.
revdrew
I have a feeling that the "CBS - Goodbye" screen was originally created in case of a much more horrible event.
infinite zest
at least zappos.com got the last word in before the switch; nothing like ordering shoes over the internet i'll have no idea how they'll fit my feet. FUck you zappos.com and fuck you digital television, two things I'll never use.

Xenocide
Due to the end of civilization, the Clamp network will now conclude its broadcast day. We hope you have enjoyed our fine programming. But more than that, we hope you have enjoyed...life.

fourthguy
KSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH

Pillager
"I don't want to set the world on fire
I just want to start a flame in your heart"

voodoo_pork
TV... TV never changes.

Herr Matthias
I read somewhere that Ted Turner (notoriously a pretty pessimistic guy) had a similar video, which consisted basically of a waving American flag, made. CNN was supposed to air it in the event of some kind of civilization-ending cataclysm.

HankFinch
good call, xeno

pathetique
i kinda got that impression too.

allcaps
This is probably the most terrifying thing I've seen in my entire life. What the fuck did he paint the TV set for? AAAAAHHHHH.
RockBolt
I think the set was white but incredibly dusty, which was partially wiped off before the video

Big Beef Burritos Supreme
I assume it's looped and playing in an art gallery.

fluffy
I totally should have TiVoed the shutdown. Oh well.

In San Francisco most of the stations stayed up for another couple of weeks, but just broadcast a 24/7 "hey you REALLY need a DTV converter box, dude" message.
foopants
Some stations in Missouri are still playing!

Good by analogue broadcast and good riddance. Now just to take out digital...

Stog
The only thing more terrifying than this are the gremlins underground. They cannot get DTV boxes because they are horrid little brown creatures who enjoy the taste of flesh.

The only reason we haven't seen a Gremlin war is because they've been entranced by television. All they do nowadays is eat, watch TV, and fuck. They don't breed as fast as bunny rabbits, but they have bred enough to make a sizeable population that lives in the sewers and underground. THey eat only out of recreation, not out of necessity, because they are little hell monsters.

Now that the DTV switch has been completed, they've gone stir crazy with boredom. They have also been taking classes on how to cook human flesh.

One day they will all rise out of the sewer systems and networks and carve every man woman and child into human sausage. No one will be spared. They will only stop once they are sated for the day, and they will come back in full force again.

This will be what America gets with the digital transition transfer. They will force people to taste their own cooked flesh before they die. They will feed Little Johnny his own well done arm before they allow him to die. They will pluck the eyeballs from Big Sister Suzie and eat them right in front of her. Except she can't see, because she has no eyes. Daddy and Mommy will be forced to watch.

All I am saying is that I hope you have strong floors and clogged up drains. And that you might want to reconsider sleeping. Forever.
allcaps
A silver lining, then.

FABIO
That was worse than a Something Awful article

zatojones
They should have played "We'll Meet Again"
Desidiosus
Mein Führer! I can walk!

DMKA
Change is sooooo scary!
Keefu
You have no sense of drama.

baleen

He appears to like jerking off to things though.

Caminante Nocturno
No, come back!

COME BACK!!!
chumbucket
PLEASE STAND BY
Huskerdu324
This concludes our broadcast era.
boner
There is still low-power analog TV running in some places in the middle of nowhere, which is comforting. And all of Canada (which is not comforting)
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
And when the bombs fall you can make a fortress out of the cushions in the house, and watch 80s cartoons with a bowl of Frosties as you and everybody you ever loved turns to vapor.

The future, the unknown, is scary.

Nikon
This made me smile.
j lzrd / swift idiot
And like that, he was gone.
TeenerTot
Goodbye.
Goodbye analog television. And on the tail of your sine wave, I wish you luck as you continue your lonely journey into the dark. And may you one day, far on your pathless procession, caress the antennae of another receiver in the void. And speak to them messages from a civilization that once was.
zerobackup
NEEEERD

delicatessen
A million years from now, on a planet circling a distant star, aliens will start throwing their beer cans at their TV.
kingofthenothing
If they do, it won't be from us. All our television and radio signals just thin out into static after a couple of light years.

Big Beef Burritos Supreme
"We'll meet again,
don't know where, don't know when,
but I know we'll meet again some sunny day.

Keep smiling through just as you alway do..."

HUGE EXPLOSIONS
Koda Maja
The end.
FreeOJ
Goodbye sweet prince
Juice Eggs McKenna
Radio 4 will now explode.
Register or login To Post a Comment







Video content copyright the respective clip/station owners please see hosting site for more information.
Privacy Statement