there is no way to read that sentence and not like it.
RomancingTrain Obviously it was a female bear, after breaking in the first place it went was the kitchen.
Xenocide Plus I bet it was running up a male bear's credit card the whole time.
BHWW It probably went back home to it's cave where it sat on it's fat ass all day eating chocolates and watching soap operas while the male bear was out working it's ass off just trying to make ends meet.
mashedtater While she bitched about how much she put on to bear cubs. Lost her figure and the prom election FOR YOU!