Huh, yeah okay I'll give Christianity another look.
|Adham Nu'man |
None of Fallout 3's "you can't kill children" faggotry in this Christian game.
Last night I played his other game, Hardtime. My mind is broken.
so the game involves Jesus getting punched in the face until he cries at which point he stands up and blasts people with his magic fireballs?
game developers, take note of this
So at what level do they give you your lightsaber?
It seems being a sinner allows you to pull of Ric Flair's version of the Low Blow.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
It's as if Derek Smart abandoned his 3000AD universe in favor of Jesusville.
I wonder how many Xtian parents bought this game for their kids, never knowing the true content.
This is probably selling pretty well.
Then one night his parents overhear the last line of his bedtime prayer..."and may I gain the sixth chakra and immoliate my enemies in fire."
MAKE THE SINNER CRY!
|Space Ratcatcher |
This guy is on Facebook, by the way. Not a fan page, a personal profile complete with privacy settings.
"YOU'RE A BAD MAN, AND..."
"Why yes, I AM a bad man!" *Fireball*
See, this is the double-standard inherent in Christianity: God destroys two whole cities with fire, and he's praised for it.
I bake one annoying kid with a fireball, and suddenly I'M the bad guy.
|pressed peanut sweepings |
This guy's website is something of a treat, one should check it out.
This is the best
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