MovieCritic 
Huh, yeah okay I'll give Christianity another look.
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Adham Nu'man
None of Fallout 3's "you can't kill children" faggotry in this Christian game.
Last night I played his other game, Hardtime. My mind is broken.
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zatojones
so the game involves Jesus getting punched in the face until he cries at which point he stands up and blasts people with his magic fireballs?
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chumbucket
game developers, take note of this
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Jeriko-1
So at what level do they give you your lightsaber?
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Lurchi
?
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Toenails
It seems being a sinner allows you to pull of Ric Flair's version of the Low Blow.
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious
It's as if Derek Smart abandoned his 3000AD universe in favor of Jesusville.
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TeenerTot
I wonder how many Xtian parents bought this game for their kids, never knowing the true content.
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baleen This is probably selling pretty well.
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TeenerTot Then one night his parents overhear the last line of his bedtime prayer..."and may I gain the sixth chakra and immoliate my enemies in fire."
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baleen
MAKE THE SINNER CRY!
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Space Ratcatcher
This guy is on Facebook, by the way. Not a fan page, a personal profile complete with privacy settings.
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Jeriko-1
"YOU'RE A BAD MAN, AND..."
"Why yes, I AM a bad man!" *Fireball*
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SteamPoweredKleenex
See, this is the double-standard inherent in Christianity: God destroys two whole cities with fire, and he's praised for it.
I bake one annoying kid with a fireball, and suddenly I'M the bad guy.
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pressed peanut sweepings
This guy's website is something of a treat, one should check it out.
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NineEleven
This is the best
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