baleen I met the mayor of Paramount Wyoming, who was a Jewish man from New York that had reinvented himself as a cowboy. He told me he owned the largest Winchester rifle in the world, at 40' long, which hung in his hardware store. He also owned the motel me and my mom were staying at.
Smellvin "Petrol"? Please don't pander to people who can't speak proper American. They'll never learn otherwise.