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Desc:An age old debate settled at last.
Category:Classic Movies, Humor
Tags:Star Wars, Jedi, lightsaber, short and sweet
Submitted:oddeye
Date:07/16/09
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Comment count is 27
socialist_hentai
Bahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
.....*inhale*
Bahahahahahha
LeChuck
This was kinda funny two years ago.
Charles
I'm here to separate you two. Also this was kinda funny.

infinite zest
yo momma was kinda funny two years ago.

Xenocide
And nothing of value was lost.
Caminante Nocturno
ZZZZZZIIIIING!
Freeman Gordon
I smiled, but then I hated myself for it.
TeenerTot
Ha haaaaa!
afp3683
But what if he was a Rifleman/Combat Medic?
kingofthenothing
then he probably wouldn't be using the Force.

I don't really get the Force concept. It does everything. It's everywhere. It's a universal energy. Somehow, it divides itself into 2 sides, based on the vaguest of human concepts of morality.

Plus the Jedis are Catholic. I'm not sure how this works.

Rape Van Winkle
That's easy.

Sentient beings define the two sides of the force based on the actual effect its use has on the emotions of other sentient beings.

Protects and makes happy: light side.

Inflicts harm and makes sad: dark side.

The difference is not necessarily distinct. That's why it's possible to be "tempted by the dark," or "redeemed by the light."

Stupidhead.

afp3683
If one uses the force to go against the natural order or as a tool for personal gain, they are "dark" but if one uses the force to preserve life and to increase their understanding of the universe, they are considered "light". Dark side users are fueled by greed and indulgence of their emotions, Light side users are fueled by peace and contemplation, and a passive acceptance of fate and natural death.

This is how Anakin Skywalker was of the light, so long as he resisted the temptation to use his talents toward personal ends. He turned to the dark, when the potential power of the force corrupted him, even though he thought he was only doing it to save his wife and children.

However, "Light" and "dark" sides are only labels sentient beings and their institutions have given to particular actions of the force users themselves. There are no sides; there is only the force, and the people who use it for various ends. The power of the force can seduce a person into indulging their personal desires and greed by committing increasingly depraved acts, the price being the person becomes detached from the natural order of things. To save oneself, one must resist the temptation to exploit the force for personal gain.

Come on, the character Vergere went over all this in the New Jedi Order series. You're not even trying.

manfred
one star for that fat piece of shit lucas

Comeuppance
YEAH TAKE THAT GEORGE LUCAS I'LL BET YOU GO TO POETV AND READ THE COMMENTS

Get fucking serious.

manfred
why don't you spit the cum out and try again?

IrishWhiskey
Sliding backwards there.

Xenocide
Wow, two posts in and we're already resorting to lazy blowjob jokes. A bold new talent right here, folks.

Aelric
I remember the days when every comment was witty or at least civil on this site. Ahh, memories.

KnowFuture
YEAH how dare a children's movie not live up to your expectations.

manfred
please forgive me for my lack of wit. i'm not very articulate + english is not my primary language

also, i've been posting here since 2005.

Caminante Nocturno
Just what I'd suspect from someone who's half-man, half-Fred.

Lurchi
I don't get it.
Cube
The guy ran so fast he fell into a hole.

The shiny guy always worries.

Billy the Poet
Mostly for Cube. But he's the Si-ny Guy. Sii-ny.

SolRo
it's funny
Chalkdust
-1 for no Wilhelm scream
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