Well... Slayer they ain't.
when will people learn that when you add Christianity to music the only result is shittier music?
Maybe it's just adding Christianity to rock music? Mozart and Verdi did good things with the Requiem Mass.
This pisses me off far more than it really should.
Yes, it is a good song. But even if it were a lousy song it wouldn't deserve this. Nothing.. deserves this.
To be slightly fair, most current hardcore bands sound just about as shitty.
Wait, I just got to 2:05. Scratch that.
Looking through the youtube comments, I kept seeing the term "Crabcore", as in "Fuck yeah, Crabcore!" or "Totally Crabbin'".
Google says that Crabcore consists of: Hardcore screaming, autotuned emo vocals, trance or techno breakdowns, matching haircuts, synchronized dancemoves, and "the body contortions of the band's guitarists when they perform. This is the lolloping crab-like stance adopted while a guitar player shreds, and it's not dissimilar to a sumo wrestler having extreme muscle spasms while readying themselves to engage with an opponent."
Crabcore was brought to us by the band Attack Attack:
Here's the article:
|Adham Nu'man |
Older generations used to say about younger generations: "What they listen to is not melodic music, it's just noise. These kids are violent little punks".
Now, older generations can finally look at newer generations and say: "What they listen to is not punk, it's pussified emotional crap. These kids are not violent little punks, they are pushover pussy crybabies"
There used to be a great article on the +/- records message board (R.I.P.) about why you cannot claim to be a Christian and also claim to be into the hardcore or punk lifestyle. I wish I had a link to that article to spam on every shitty Christian metal-crab-grind-tech-crust-punk-emo-core video on Youtube.
Well, it is effective at least. The first words out of my mouth when the 'singing' started were "Oh God" followed by a prayer.
It was a prayer for their painful deaths, but still. Better than most songs accomplish.
Ok, but what does this song have to do with God, exactly?
I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles
In our eyes are mirror images and when
We kiss they're perfectly aligned
And I have to speculate ***THAT GOD HIMSELF
DID MAKE US INTO CORRESPONDING SHAPES LIKE
PUZZLE PIECES FROM THE CLAY***
True, it may seem like a stretch, but
Its thoughts like this that catch my troubled
Head when you're away when I am missing you to death
When you are out there on the road for
Several weeks of shows and when you scan
The radio, I hope this song will guide you home
They will see us waving from such great
Heights, 'come down now,' they'll say
But everything looks perfect from far away,
'come down now,' but we'll stay...
I tried my best to leave this all on your
Machine but the persistent beat it sounded
Thin upon listening
That frankly will not fly. you will hear
The shrillest highs and lowest lows with
The windows down when this is guiding you home
I was all like it sucks, but it's not offensively bad.
Then the dude started singing.
When will this end? This is a sin or something right? The devote their lives to singing shitty screamo for God, and hopefully they do this shit the rest of their lives. And then when they die, they all go to Hell for stealing this song, raping it then killing it. Sorry queers, better luck next time.
|Lies, lies, LIES! |
I lasted four seconds after the singer came in. What revdrew said: I don't think even "We Built This City" deserves this treatment.
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